General, Internet

Visits from France

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This might be interesting to some people, well to one more likely. The last week I’ve had numerous visits from the City of Nantes, in France, as the Analytics screenshot below will show.

Nantes

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I find this odd because the person in question (as you can see by the 0% new visitors it IS one person) has recently removed me from Facebook, MSN and generally cut all contact with me, yet they seem intent on checking this site to see what I might be up to.

Well, as you can see I know you’ve been looking at the website, perhaps you’d like to get in touch? Maybe even explain why you’ve blocked all contact with me? I’m guessing you won’t, so as you don’t seem to want to speak to me again, just check up on me via this website, have a happy Christmas x.

CSA, Direct Line Insurance, Rants

The final straw with my ex wife

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The letter I received from the CSA today saying my ex-wife had disputed I’d made any mortgage payments was the final straw. I’ve just sent this to my solicitor.

Hi Kelly and Chris.

I’ve just received another letter from Kelly that is exactly the same as one Chris has already sent. Can you guys make sure you’re not sending me the same information as I’ve received duplicate letters from you both twice now. Obviously I don’t want to be charged twice for the same letter!

In answer to ETLP’s letter this time, I would like to point out straight away that I have not ‘changed my mind’ as they have suggested. Mrs Jamieson has reneged on the agreed offer in an attempt to get more money from me for her inevitable repayment to Direct Line. We had an agreement, she changed it.

I will obviously not consider her offer as the condition of the house has changed and the time wasted has caused me to accrue more mortgage arrears.

I would consider buying the house from her if she removes all 3 references that Kelly highlighted in the offer. I require this as I fully intend to help Direct Line insurance pursue Mrs Jamieson for the money she illegally obtained from them, and I wish Direct Line to compensate me for the depreciation on my car, and the loan I paid on it while it was in limbo for a year as a result of theirs, and her actions.

I also require the amount of arrears to be deducted from the offer I made to her, which means I will offer her £10,000 for her share in the house, the furniture and everything else inside. Including the items she has removed, the two canvas paintings and the two Michael Jackson jackets.

Furthermore she has once again lied to the CSA saying that I have not made mortgage payments on the house. The CSA being the CSA have taken what she has said as fact and have refused to consider my variations form, meaning I am having too much money deducted from my earnings. She must contact the CSA immediately and inform them that I have been making the payments from January – August. In addition if I buy the house from her I will of course be paying the arrears, which takes us up to date.

If she does not agree to all of this, without exception, the house will be repossessed with my blessing.

I can’t stress enough how serious I am about this and how I am FULLY prepared to let the house be repossessed. I have had enough of her crap, if she wants to lose the house then I will allow it to go, simple as that.

Obviously with regards to the CSA I merely have to show them mortgage statements to prove I have made the payments, but as they are so painfully slow and incompetent they will take months, if not years to correctly identify what I have paid. This is why she must do it. Immediately.

Please let me know what her response is as to be perfectly honest I couldn’t care less any more either way. I’m 50/50 on letting the house go and washing my hands of her.

Thanks for your time.

Darren

CSA

CSA refuse my variations form

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I’ve just had a reply from the CSA, it was very short. Just the one paragraph in fact. They said that Mrs Jamieson had disputed that I’d made any mortgage payments between the dates of January – August so they’ve refused my claim.

Hmm, I wonder why they take what she says as fact and then take what I say as a lie? I wonder too who they think was making the mortgage payments on the house. Was it:

  1. Aliens
  2. The Tooth Fairy
  3. Father Christmas
  4. Mrs Jamieson… or, more likely…
  5. Me

It’s not like it’s difficult to prove that I’ve made the payments either. I have mortgage statements and bank statements. It’s in black and white.

What bothers me, as well as why they believe what she said without any proof, is that she was so stupid as to say this in the first place. She has lied to the CSA (much the same as she lied to Direct Line when she defrauded them over my car) yet her lies will only have one result, her house will be repossessed.

They’re continuing to deduct money from my pay that I don’t owe them, causing me to have to forgo any more mortgage payments, causing our jointly owned house to be repossessed on January 21st.

Surely she understands this? Just what is wrong with the woman?

Naturally I’ll be in touch with the CSA after Christmas and will one day get the full apology they owe me. They’ll come to understand that Mrs Jamieson has lied to them. They’ll also come to understand what it means to take on someone like me.

If you think the CSA Fonejacker video was bad, just wait to see what I have planned 😉

British Telecom, Rants

What exactly is ‘British’ about British Telecom?

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After emailing BT’s billing department on November 18th I have now received a reply, on December 20th. Again, like last time, they have completely missed the point and ignored my email.

Response (Svetiana Das) – 12/20/2007 02:41 PM
Dear Mr Jamieson

Thank you for your email dated 11/26/2007 regarding your BT Yahoo broadband account.

Please accept my apologies for any problems you may have experienced regarding the billing of your BT Yahoo Broadband service and the delay in answering the mail.

I have checked your BT Yahoo Broadband account and will be more than happy to assist you with your query. However for security and confidentiality reasons I would request you to please provide us with the answer to your security question i.e “what’s your mother’s maiden name?”. This is in accordance to the Data Protection Act.

Should you require further information concerning your BT Yahoo account, and would like to speak with an advisor, please contact the Billing team on 0845 600 7030 option 3, Option 2. The helpdesk is open from 8:00 am – 8:00pm Monday to Friday and. 9:00 am – 1pm Saturday. Calls are charged at Lo Call Rate.

Yours Sincerely
Svetiana Das
BT Yahoo Broadband Billing

So they want me to call them up on their 0845 number, spend several hours on hold and then get cut off like all the other times I’ve phoned them? Not bloody likely. My response was suitably lacking in patience.

You utter morons. I asked you to look at this on November 18th and it takes you over a month to reply and ask me for my security question?

This is a joke. It has to be. Surely you cannot be this bad? You must be taking the piss?

I will not be phoning your premium scam number and then getting cut off by Indians. Incidentally, why are you still called British Telecom when all I ever get are badly worded emails from Dheli?

I’ve given up trying to get a serious response from BT now as you retards just keep passing back useless emails with little or no understanding of what I’ve even asked. I suggest you forward this to someone who speaks English and ask them to check out the website it has been posted on (www.mrdaz.com) – the website where all of the shit you idiots have spouted to me over the past few months has been posted on.

Go on, send me another email on January 20th apologising for the delay, I frickin’ well dare you.

Tosser.

I wonder if I’ll get a decent response this time?

Cop on the Edge

Jake Cop is back 10 years on

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It’s fancy dress season and what better costume to wear than one you’ve made yourself? More accurately, one you’ve made famous (to a certain extent) yourself.

10 years ago 70’s reject Jake Cop patrolled the streets of L.A. looking for his arch nemesis Sanchez, this week he’ll be staggering the streets of Stockport looking for the bar. With only 24 hours to find the bar, Jake’s under a tough deadline, or it’s his piece and shield.

Jake Cop

Expect photos from the night and drunken tales if they can be recalled to appear here this weekend. For a complete history of Jake Cop visit the official website www.cotenfilms.com.

Rants

Jo Whiley Must Die Slowly

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This must be my lucky week for emails because I’ve had another email of support about my opinions on radio one scally Jo Whiley. Olly writes:

Alright man, just dropping you a line to say spot on about what you said about Jo Whiley. I actually Googled ‘Jo Whiley must die’ and yours was first on the list. Keep up the good work, you’re not alone in your anger.

I’ve checked and yes, I do rank #1 in Google for Jo Whiley Must Die.

Awesome.

Internet, SEO, Transformers

MSN ranks me #1 for ‘Transformers the Movie’

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Here’s an interesting thing, an SEO related post from me. I know, this blog is supposed to be about SEO yet I rarely mention it. Well, now I am. Shut up and listen.

The random website generator known as MSN always seemed to ignore my Transformers related websites, despite excellent rankings on Yahoo! and Google. It’s as if MSN had some odd, random element to its algorithm. You don’t say!

Anyhow, I recently moved the Transformers The Movie website I own to a new host and converted it to WordPress, and would you credit it but MSN suddenly found it? Not only found it, but whacked it at #1 for ‘Transformers the Movie‘. Just for the record it’s also #1 in Live.com’s variation.

Now is this because I’ve moved to a UK based host, or is it the more indexable (nice word that) WordPress that’s done the trick?

To be honest whatever the reason, if being #1 in MSN for a result was worth two shits I’d be really excited. As it is it’s worth sod all, while I’m glad MSN has discovered my website I wish the general Internet using public would discover MSN.

So much anger, so little time