Comedy Domain Names

Sometimes when you register a domain name the fact that the letters are all together can lead some unintentional, and humourous words. For example, domains like The Pen Is Mightier can become The Penis Mightier: thepenismightier.com.

Gas Heating.co.uk was something the owners really should have thought about, as GashEating.co.uk is the way it looks.

More domains like this can be found here.

Google clamps down on buying links

Google’s foremost blog merchant Matt Cutts announced a while back that Google would be clamping down on sites that buy and sell links in order to boost their Page Rank. The SEO community was divided on the boast, with critics claiming Google could never tell if a link was paid for.

Well, Google has today added a section to their webmaster tools where you can report sites that buy and sell links.

That could prove interesting, with webmasters all stabbing one another in the back.

Royal Mail stole my post

I returned home after 2 weeks a while back to find a card through my door from the Royal Mail. I’d missed a recorded delivery packet. Probably a DVD I thought as I get sent DVDs regularly because of WhatDVD.Net.

I popped down to the collection depot on the Saturday morning, the only day I’m able to do it, to collect my mystery packet. Guess what? It wasn’t there.

Seems because it had been over a week they’d returned it to the sender, only a further check on the records showed that the sender’s address wasn’t on the packet. So where is my parcel I asked? The Royal Fail employee gleefully told me that the parcel was sent to Belfast where undeliverable items are opened in an effort to find where to send them.

But my address was on it, how could it be undeliverable??? If it’s important enough to be recorded, why not actually deliver it?
He said that’s their procedure.

What a fuck up. I have no idea what the item was, or who sent it – I only know it’s gone. I imagine it was a DVD, and has no doubt now been stolen by a Royal Mail retard.

Podcasts coming soon!

It was suggested by some work colleagues that I should record my phone conversations and offer them as downloads here. You see, they have to listen to me during lunch arguing with Direct Line, Royal Sun Alliance, the Inland Revenue, the CSA and loads of other morons on a daily basis, and my phone calls provide much amusement for them.

Well, having a HP Smartphone I thought I might as well do it, so I’ve just downloaded the software from here and will be recording my phonecalls over the coming weeks, then offering them here as podcasts. You lucky, lucky people!

MySpace Friends

I announced last week I was starting to use MySpace for marketing purposes and wanted to add as many friends as I can, quick like.

Well, I’m now at more than 160 friends with just a few days effort, and climbing. If you want to get in on the act head there now and have a butchers.

Once my profile has suitable ‘power’ I’ll begin the next phase of the plan.

So much anger, so little time