Internet, SEO

Getting a generic term to #1 in Google

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Now I’m not usually one to toot my own horn… yeah right. I’m more the sort to plug my horn into an amplifier, crank it up to full power and conduct a live webcast while I blast the crap out of it. So with that in mind, I just wanted to show some SEO muscle flexing. If you’ve got ’em, flex ’em; and why the hell not.

How hard is it to get a website to #1 in Google for a generic term? Well, try the term ‘Lingerie‘. You’ll see, or should do at the time of writing, that the website Lingerie Confidential is #1.

Here’s a screenshot of the SERPs

I’m not about to reveal how this was done obviously. What am I, a charity?

Movies

All or Nothing

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I’ve just managed to get my graduation film on Google Video. I initially applied for a Director Account with YouTube before Google bought them out, only to find they’d removed the ability to upload videos over 10 minutes in length… damn. Then I uploaded it to Google Video only to have Google reject it.

Why? I asked the question, and received a very nice reply from the chaps at Google saying it was in error, and they have rectified it. Good eggs. My graduation film from 1998, All or Nothing, is now on Google Video. Enjoy.

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Update 21st April 2011

Google Video is shutting down, so the video has been added to YouTube instead:

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Internet, SEO, Transformers

Dmoz take action against Transformers

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It seems my ongoing dispute with the guys at Dmoz has taken a nasty turn for the worst. My calling them corrupt and insisting they abuse their power and take bribes for inclusions has caused them to lash out at me. How? The corrupt bastards have removed one of my sites from the directory. www.thetransformers.net has been in Dmoz for years, and is a 7 year old domain crammed with content, yet they, in their infinite corruption have decided to remove it.

I don’t mind really, it just shows how childish and corrupt they are. It won’t effect the site’s rankings one iota, so good luck Dmoz, we won’t miss you when you crumble.

Humour

Nearly arrested

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Well, I nearly got arrested on Thursday night. The police were called and they found me, crowbar in hand, battering the crap out of my door.

The whole thing was videod, and I’ll be editing the footage tonight. It’s priceless, and shows just how moronic our police force are.

This one’s worth the wait. Updates to follow.

Podcasts, Rants

Mr Daz phones the Police

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Not Sting and co, the cops, the fuzz, the pigs. After hearing that my ex’s father had entered my house in Wales and changed my locks, and being told by him that he wasn’t giving me a key, I phoned the police.

Surprisingly the police were as fucking useless as ever. Listen to this shitfest online now.

Tomorrow night I’ll be heading down to ‘collect’ my key and filming the event for you lucky people. I expect to have to break into my house with a sledgehammer later that night.

Should make for a great video. Stay tuned folks.

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Rants

Burglars have lost their chair

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This one takes the piss, even for me.

I just had a call from a copper at Cwmbran station because the ex-wife’s parents, who regularly enter my home against my will and theive whatever they like, have lost their chair and reported it stolen from my house.

Now hang on. Let’s break that one down.

They have no right to be in my house, and enter whenever they want when I am in work. Stealing whatever they want. They have even taken a chair with them so Stan (the workshy one who’s on the sick) can sit down while his theiving wife can help herself to my goods.

The chair was left at my house so they could use it again. It has since been disposed of as far as I know as many people seem to have access to my house.

They have now phoned the police and reported it stolen, from my fucking house???

Hang on… it’s my fucking house. Get out and take your shit with you, you old fucker.

I can’t believe it. The police weren’t interested and never even came out when I reported stuff taken, and they’re asking me about this?

Fuck off. Fuck right off.

So much anger, so little time