What are the best decisions you’ve ever made?

While writing an article just a few short moments ago about photography, I suddenly found my mind wandering and thinking to myself; what are the best decisions I’ve ever made in life?

No, I don’t understand how I strayed onto that subject, but seeing as I did, I thought I’d blog about it here, without any preconceived plan about where I’m going with this. Though I’m fairly sure there’ll be a blog just around the corner countering this one, as that’s the type of negative person I can be sometimes.

Anyhow, while thinking about this I thought how powerful would some of my websites be now if I’d used WordPress from the beginning, and how strong would they be if I could take WordPress 2.5.1, go back in time, and use it around the year 2000?

So, the best decisions I’ve ever made in life? Let’s see…

  1. Spending money to register the domain www.thetransformers.net in August 2000, when I had a website already but it was on a free hosting site called 20m.com (which meant 20 megs free space). That decision was quite a good one!
  2. Then, just a short while later I bought www.transformersthemovie.com (much to Don Murphy’s disgust a year or so ago, claiming I was jumping on the bandwagon). That domain was bought, I think, in December 2000, when I made a website about the original animated film. That domain has done quite well of late.
  3. Not selling the aforementioned domain when someone inquired to buy it. Yes, that was Paramount.
  4. Leaving my job in Cardiff to move to Manchester and work for an SEO company. That has to be pretty high up there. You have to challenge yourself in life and work for the companies that will offer that.
  5. Buying a HP Smartphone and installing voice recording software to record ALL of my phone calls. The CSA aren’t too keen on that one, but it paid for itself after just a few days.
  6. Getting in touch with DVD suppliers and PR companies when I worked as the web designer for GAME. This allowed me to build up contacts I still use today, create the website WhatDVD.Net and become involved in the Transformers DVD releases for Maverick and Metrodome. Thanks to the guys at GAME who thought no one would actually send us DVDs for review because GAME didn’t buy enough units, so they let me do it. Had they known how successful I’d be they’d have done it themselves. Cheers Jonny A and CJ Ravey!
  7. Working for GAME in the first place. I have to say this I feel, it was my first 9-5 job in August 2000 and I worked there for a few years, made some lifelong friends and have never really found anywhere else like it.
  8. Buying a Jedi outfit… that one’s self explanatory 😉
  9. Trying out Google Adsense when it launched in 2003, and at the time I though Commission Junction was the best thing since student grants. It made just a few cents a day at first, but sticking with it proved a brilliant move.
  10. Finally, and this one hasn’t proven itself yet but I feel it will, not selling my house at the beginning of the year. I risked financial ruin to keep it when I could have sold it and walked away with a few grand to my name, however I kept hold of it, went to wire and now it’s happily rented out and providing me with something for the future. That may still fall down on me, but I’m confident.

There you have it, the best ten decisions I think I’ve ever made in life, not necessarily in the right order, but equally important.

As I say I no doubt expect there’ll be another blog soon with the ten worst decisions I’ve ever made… though that might be in several parts 😉

Another reason why Americans are stupid

Following on from my recent post on how stupid Americans are, and why the world laughs at them, I thought I’d mention something that’s been bugging me for a while.

It all started when I was editing an article submitted by someone who was, shall we say, American focused. They mentioned the season ‘Autumn’, though referred to it as ‘The Fall’. The fall, as we all know, is an American term (yes, I know it originated in England but we ditched in favour of a proper name). However this article writer, while not being from America, was so enchanted with Uncle Sam that he kept slipping Americanisms (or as I call them, Twatisms) into his work.

Now, why in the name of all that is glazed in sugar do the Yanks insist on calling a season after the most obvious thing that happens at that time of year? Is it because ‘Autumn’ is too hard for them to understand, learn and spell? Perhaps. Why then don’t they take it further and rename the other seasons?

They could have The Fall, The Sunny Bit. The Snow and… the other one.

Wouldn’t this be simpler for their tiny, rather simplistic minds?

We’ll wait and see if they adopt this new naming convention.

Simon Billington, thickest person in the UK?

Every now and then I received emails from people who have been offended by the website YourCarIsShit.com. They’re usually from thick chav scum who drive crap cars, naturally, and the quality of English in the emails is hilarious.

This latest email is from a moron called Simon Billington. This twat seems to think he’s Westwood, who’s also a huge twat, by coincidence.

I usually just put these emails up on the YourCarIsShit website, but I thought I’d expose this retard here, as I think he has a special sort of problem that can only be cured by laughter, laughter at him accompanied by pointing and sniggering.

Mate, you’re one of life’s losers. When I eventually meet you in person, and I will, could I get a Big Mac, large fries and a coke?

—–Original Message—–
From: Shit Web Page [mailto:simon.billington2@virgin.net]
Sent: 24 June 2008 22:11
To: Daz
Subject: Message about Yourcarisshit.com

Your web page is up-doc m8 nuf sed in-it

word is bond

Best Regards

Mr S S Billington aka(da ofority)

u iz a cuny

Facebook sexism

I just had an email from Facebook (or rather one of the applications on Facebook, the Compare Friends I believe) to tell me which of my single friends were the fittest. How sexist is that!?!

I mean, people voting on who they think is hotter, and grading them in a table for everyone else to see. Absolutely terrible.

So without further ado, here’s the top five, according to their friends on Facebook!

* “Who is hotter”
1. Alexandra Eber (364 points, voted 410 times)
2. Julia Buckley (182 points, voted 304 times)
3. Laura Richardson (87 points, voted 136 times)
4. Anna Chu (59 points, voted 77 times)
5. Helen Keen (71 points, voted 138 times)

Hmm, I have to say I agree with the #1 choice, though they deserve their place in the top five. Well done girls. For those who didn’t make it, better luck on the next email!

Number one on ‘The Google’

Anyone in the SEO industry who’s had to speak to a client who knows nothing about SEO will know it’s much better than speaking to a client who knows a little. This video from YouTube is a classic example, albeit intentional, of a client who knows a little SEO.

He wants to be number one on ‘The Google’.

You need to a flashplayer enabled browser to view this YouTube video

Anyone actually had clients like this? Betcha have!

Universal Search for Michael Jackson

I wrote an article recently for a media publication on how to optimise for Universal Search within Google. universal Search is relatively new within SEO circles and had been fully utilised by Google of late. When you search for something in Google, and it’s a popular search term with a lot of media, you may get videos, images and news results appear on the front page.

This makes regular SEO much harder, because you’re competing with other factors for first page placement. For example if your website used to rank at #8 on Google for your main keyword, and that keyword now shows results from Universal Search, you’ll be pushed down to the second page.

Ah, the horror!

However, it does open up new opportunities in SEO (as I wrote in the article) as SEOs are now able to optimise for Universal Search specifically, with the use of images, video and even Google News.

An example of this is one of the key phrases I’ve been receiving a lot of traffic for recently, ‘michael jackson thriller costume’. Not very competitive, but with Halloween not that far away it will start bringing in the numbers. Searching for this phrase in Google shows up some images on the front page, with my own personal Thriller jacket there too.

You can see Google’s SERPs for ‘michael jackson thriller costume‘ here.
Michael Jackson

Universal Search is something worth experimenting with if you haven’t already. You can see my original post, the one that ranks in Google’s Universal Search, here.

Friends Reunited is free, does anyone care?

Friends Reunited unveiled yesterday that their website is now completely free. No longer do you need to pay £5 (or whatever it was recently) in order to contact your old school friends. Of course when Facebook launched, and was free, everyone found that using Facebook was much better for contacting friends, old and new.

The entire site is now completely free to use including sending messages!
Stay in touch more with your current friends with your new Friends list
We’ve improved your profile page and made it easier to share photos and videos
You’ve now got your own Timeline to record and share the moments that matter
And did we mention it’s free to send, receive and reply to messages?

Friends Reunited had the userbase, they had the monopoly, but by refusing to change their model they lost everyone to Facebook. Now Friends Reunited stands as one of those failed websites. One of those Internet businesses that has simply been passed by.

Now no one cares about Friends Reunited. If they’d changed their business model years ago and made the site free they could have been the company courted by Microsoft and valued at $16 billion.

But they didn’t. They sat in their ivory tower and watched as their users disappeared across the road into Facebook, and then acted far too late.

So, to the guys at Friends Reunited. Well done on spotting your mistake, should have realised it years ago.

So much anger, so little time