As if buying a Jedi costume wasn’t enough for this coming Haloween, I’m also bidding on this Michael Jackson Thriller jacket on eBay. Always wanted one of these, if I win there’ll surly be some very tasteful gallery photos added next week.
Thieving gypsy bastards
I’ve just had a phone call from an engineer appointed by Royal Sun Alliance insurance company who was asked to look at my car, finally.
As you might remember from a previous blog, my car was stolen from the Hillcroft garage in Langstone, Newport, after being dropped off on a flatbed when the radiator blew.

This is really starting to piss me off, big style. Seems the garage is suggesting that the engine was knackered before it was stolen, and driven the 40 miles to Bristol. This means, that according to the insurance company I would be liable for 50% of the cost for a new engine.
What a crock of shit!
However, if I have a ‘reconditioned’ engine, which the Hillcroft conveniently have on stand-by, I wouldn’t be liable for any of the cost.
I can’t have the car written off, because I’m not the client of Royal Sun Alliance. Oh no, instead I can have the value of the car given to me, minus the salvage value of the car. This would leave me with a car with no engine, and some cash.
Useless.
The engineer only phoned me because he was tired of waiting for the Hillcroft to do it, which they kept saying they would. Of course, they had no intention of doing that.
I didn’t mention before that this ‘break in’ at the garage back in July also involved the garage’s safe being stolen, and their cheque stubs going missing… just as they approached their end of financial year.
Anyone smell fish? Can I hear the words ‘inside job’?
I’m going to have to get a solicitor involved, I bloody know it. I can’t believe the cheeky bastards are trying to suggest that the engine was knackered before the car was stolen. They didn’t even look at the damn car before it was nicked.
Work-shy, thieving gypsy bastards!
The true power of the dark side
Anyone else notice how much former Cardiff City manager Lenny Lawrence and Sith Lord Emperor Palpatine look alike?
Just thought I’d mention it.
Search, and it shall be found
The more observant among you will have noticed that there’s now a search box on the right. Who cares? I know I don’t, but someone might.
This will allow you to keep track of all the crap that’s written here, as it’ll search through all the blogs on this site.
How exciting eh, now I’m off for a drink.
Tonight with Trevor McDonald
I just received an email from Friends Renuited asking for people to appear on the ITV show ‘Tonight with Trevor McDonald’. The email contained the following paragraph:
ITV’s ‘Tonight with Trevor McDonald’ programme wants to interview Friends Reunited members about how life has turned out after leaving school.
The producers are trying to find out what difference going to College/University after school makes. If you are a university graduate who’s struggled to get a job or if you left school at 16 and now run your own business, the producers are particularly interested to hear your story.
Now, this has really pissed me off. Why? Simple, they’ve already made up their mind about the kind of program they’re going to make, and the conclusion to their show. That’s why they’re looking for ‘failed graduates’ and ‘self made school leavers’. That’s not journalism, or documentary film making. No, it’s propaganda of the worst kind.
Here’s our conclusion, now let’s back it up with some one sided interview footage.
I expect better from Sir Trevor. I would have thought he of all people would have no part in this kind of film making.
I’ve got to stop drinking at lunch time
It’s the same pattern every time, pint of lager, crazy idea, get back to the office and buy a domain name. I’ve got so many sodding domains just sat there now there’s enough work stacked up for the next few years.
What was it this time? A dating site now, www.NextHotDate.com. Quite a good domain really, but how long before I get round to building that one eh? Could be years.
I’ve already got domains like MyExIsABastard.Net, TheWebKit.Com, ToysAnus.com, YouveJustHiredTheATeam.com and many more too lurid to mention here. So you see; I’ve got more on than I can cope with. Next Hot Date will be fun though, a dating site that’s free to use, coming to the web near you as soon as I can spare the time.
My car, my car, my kingdom for MY car!
This is my first real rant, which is in essence what this site has been created for – but I’ll keep it short to break you in gently.
Right, I went to Manchester in July for a reunion with Uni pals, and a serious bender. All went well, if not a little dark at times. It was the return trip where things started going pear shaped.
I drove back down the M6 on the Sunday, ignoring the Motorway warning signs declaring the road ahead shut. Not delays now, shut. Can’t be, surely?
Oh yes, it was shut. Seems that there was a major crash in-between two junctions, and everyone had to get off at Stoke on Trent and divert through there. Wouldn’t have been a problem, only there were road works there constructing a new bypass to cope with all of the frequently redirected traffic. It took me hours to get within touching distance of the Stoke city centre, when I noticed the car in front was smoking badly. I barely had time to laugh loudly when I heard a bang, and my car stopped.
It was my car that was smoking. Arse biscuits.
BMWs are not supposed to break down. I had to wait over 2 hours for the AA to show up, only to tell me what I already knew in that the car couldn’t be fixed at the roadside as the radiator was shattered.
I then had to wait for a truck to take me the rest of the way back to Newport , South Wales . It was 4:15pm when I broke down, and gone 9:00pm before the truck arrived due to the traffic.
Sodding hell or what?
We arrived at my garage of choice, in Newport at just after midnight where I left my car. This is where it gets really bad, pay attention. I returned the next day after work, having borrowed my dad’s car – complete with lecture on the stupidity of going to Manchester for nothing more than a piss up. I dropped my keys off at the garage, the Hillcroft garage in Langstone, for your reference, and returned home.
Just after 1:00am that night I received a phone call from the garage (boy they work late I thought) only to be told that they’d had a break in, someone had taken the keys I’d dropped off a few hours earlier and my car had been stolen.
Oh, it’s getting good now… but it gets even worse yet.
So my BMW Z3, complete with broken radiator, has been nicked? No problem, might be a blessing, I needed to sell it anyway. After contact with the insurance company I felt better, as they were going to ensure that I received the money for the car by pursuing the garage and their insurance company.
Sadly, the estranged wife got wind of this, and as the policy was in her name, she instructed the insurance company not to speak to me.
WTF???
That’s right, I now couldn’t talk to them, as she was trying to claim the insurance money… on MY CAR!!! Naturally I cancelled the direct debit. What use is paying for insurance I can’t claim, on a car I don’t have?
About 2 months ago I received the most unexpected phone call of all; the police had found my car!
I know; I was shocked as well. However this has kind of stuffed things up a bit, as I’ve since bought another car. Plus, and this is the worst bit; the garage have had the car sat in their workshop since then, refusing to touch it until their insurance company decide what they’re going to do with regards to fixing it, or writing it off and paying me the cash. Naturally, they’re not doing anything.
So my car is in limbo, the garage is failing superbly to do any work and their insurance company can’t be bothered to do anything at all, the whole while I’m down around £6K or one BMW Z3. Maybe I’ll get it back before Spring 2007, so I can sell it for the Summer. It’s a convertible remember, and they don’t sell well during the Winter.
Lessons learned here? Don’t ignore Motorway signs, insure your own car and never get married. Also don’t use the Hillcroft garage in Newport, or Royal Sun Alliance as an insurance company. At least I’ve taken something from it.
You’ve failed your highness, I am a Jedi
I pondered long and hard on this one. I’m going to a Halloween party with a mate in Leeds Uni, and couldn’t decide what to go as. I looked at replica Michael Jackson Thriller jackets on eBay, but they were all in the USA and none had any sizes listed. I tried asking a few questions to one of the sellers and had the standard American response of a few words that failed to construct a sentence, or convey any information, let alone answer my questions. I figured sending this person money would be a mistake.
So, I had my back up plan of going as Doctor Who (the Eccleston incarnation) but that’s kind of a cop out, as it basically means going as myself. It would have been a good costume mind, very life like.
There was one nugget staring at me though. The Jedi costumes I saw at Collectormania a couple of weeks back. These things range from £230 – £430 though, steep eh? But you can’t put a price on being a nerd, and I certainly can’t. The only decision was do I go for the Obi-Wan or the Anakin version?
After much soul searching, and a quick poll of the office, I plumbed for Obi Wan. This doesn’t mean I’m a good guy mind, I just like to look inconspicuous… yeah right.
So, this thing should arrive by the weekend, and when it does you can be sure I’ll have some pics up here of me wearing it. Followed by some pics of me going to the shops in it, and going to work in it.
You think I’m kidding don’t you?