Stockport Beer Festival

Does going to a beer festival on a Thursday night seem like a good idea to you? No, me neither. Still we went. After much deliberation on who was going to drive we agreed the best option was to take a taxi and work out how we’d get home afterwards. Seemed to make sense.

The beer festival itself was just what you’d expect. Lots of fat, old bearded men drinking stout while talking about ‘ale’. Hardly any women in sight, and those that were there were… well, you know.

Myself and Paulie consulted our catalogues to decide which of the finest beverages we were going to sample, and by that I mean which had the highest APVs. Sadly the Skullsplitter wasn’t in today, and I thought the beer from the Cwmbran brewary was best avoided. So after sampling brews such as the Firebox and the Old Tom we were well on our way to becoming ‘happy’. You can see from the photos how the ale effected our ability to speak, see and hear.

It shouldn’t have effected our common sense though (he says stupidly) as for some reason we decided to WALK home from Stockport to Manchester. This was over 5 miles, at 2 in the morning. What the sodding hell were we thinking?

I didn’t get to bed ’til about 4:00am, and had to get up for work at 7!

Next year I’m doing what one of the fine patrons we met did this week, and taking the week off. Now that’s dedication to your ale.

Review Me

You may remember a blog I posted last month about the website review me. This site allows you to register your website (like MtDaz.com) and then write reviews on stuff for cash-money.

Well, it’s wicked. I got paid via PayPal yesterday, June 1st. No mucking about, no fuss, straight in.

You can’t beat that. A site that pays up instantly. I recomed you try it, particularly you Jase. You can get paid for your worthless opinions.

My ex is a bitch

I’ve been getting emails lately to do with a website about jilted Ex’s. Seems this is a website that allows unhappy guys with axes to grind to upload photos of their ex-girlfriends and tell the world what they think of them.

Now, for some reason this site has a link here as though I’d built it! It’s nothing to do with me; I can assure you of that. So if you’ve got some grievance with this website, I can’t help you.

Funny site though!

Bad SEO, off the couch!

Performing your own SEO on your websites isn’t difficult, all the information you need to do it effectively is already available on the Internet, for free. The real difficulty is in telling the fact from the fiction. Everyone has their own ideas, some of them good, some of them not so good and some of them that will just get your site banned.

With that in mind I’d like to present a list of some of the most prominent Internet SEO myths. If you’ve done any of these on your website you can kiss your traffic goodbye.

  1. Buying as many domain names as you can to point at your website will help get you more traffic.
  2. Adding longs lists of keywords to your website will increase your rankings for those keywords.
  3. Hide your text from your visitors because they don’t need to see it, only search engines do – hiding your text is a good way to add content to your site without compromising your design.
  4. Get as many links to your website as you can, doesn’t matter where they come from. All links are good links. Try link farms and reciprocal links, get as many links as possible, as fast as you can.
  5. Flash sites are good for SEO. If you have a flash site you’ll have no problems ranking (come on, it still amazes me when people wonder why they don’t rank with Flash sites).
  6. Create lots of doorway or landing pages filled with content that redirect to your homepage. Google likes these!
  7. Linking to important websites improves your ranking; add a link to Google, it’s sure to help.

There you have it, what not to do. Next time I might give some tips on what you should be doing.

11 year old kid kills animal

I just heard on the news that an 11 year old boy from Alabama has shot dead the world’s biggest wild boar.

I’m staggered. We have the world’s biggest something and some yank kid shoots it, then gets applauded for it! How can killing something make this kid famous? Surely he should be arrested and publicly ostracised for shooting a living creature, not least of which the world’s biggest of anything?

This is the American way though isn’t it? See something unique, marvel at it and then shoot it dead.

Now if the world’s biggest wild boar had eaten an 11 year old boy from Alabama I’d laugh, maybe next time.

So much anger, so little time