I’ll love it if we beat them

For those who like their football laced with comedy and a topped with a liberal sprinkling of irony, Special K is back at Newcastle. This means more emotional, firey outbursts like this one without the restrictions of things like tactics to get in the way.

Expect Newcastle to be involved in more 4-3 losses and to entertain us all while still coming out empty handed at the end of the season. Can’t wait.

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535 thoughts on “I’ll love it if we beat them”

  1. [..YouTube..] yep i love newcastle because its like watching a comedy soap opera

    Search youtube for “mike ashley sells newcastle utd” video

    Look then you will see how funny we think you are

    My westham tickets came today,i cant wait to saturday to see your shower of shit lose against shittee whu

  2. [..YouTube..] lol lol lol lol lol lol

    mike ashley never bought the club it was his dad. he bought it for mikes birthday present because mike said he always wanted a cowboy outfit
    lol

  3. [..YouTube..] King Kev may yet return to put things right once weve got rid of them cock sucking southerners the COCKney mafia!!!! KEEGAN!!!!

  4. [..YouTube..] yep top team alright
    i see that at west ham lol lol lol
    the crowd singing “wheres your keegan gone” and theres only one mike ashley
    i loved it,i really loved it lol

  5. [..YouTube..] this is my life lol lol lol
    i like to follow the goings on of a big club like yours which is going down lol lol lol
    oh well at least your find it a bit easier in the championship lol lol lol lol lol lol

  6. [..YouTube..] what a sad twat still on this video.Go out get laid have a drink have a tipple play football jumpers for goal posts.Just get a life sad act

  7. [..YouTube..] northampton took the scum to penaltys and your fans shouted at your manager then after the game your manager blasted the fans lol

  8. [..YouTube..] Shut the fuck up, Mackem SCUM. Just because your manager is a scruffy, dirty unshaven bogtrotting CUNT who wanks his dog, doesnt give you the right to say fuck all. “Black cats”???!!! BAHAHAHAHA!!!! So much fucking history behind that name eh? 6 years, something like that? Oh, lets make up a fucking nick name for ourselves then people will think we are an important club. Cant wait till we SKULL FUCK YOU AGAIN AT ST JAMES…Fuck the rest of the season. TOON TOON!!!!!

  9. [..YouTube..] ha ha …typical rant from a thick geordie arsewipe…….your mother should have swallowed instead. Your clubs a joke…..even mickey mouse is walking about with a kevin keegan watch on. KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO

  10. [..YouTube..] NEWSFLASH…its been confirmed today that the Nigerian consortium planning to take over at Sid James Park was a misunderstanding…apparantly Shola Ameobis mother was overheard in Aldi saying she wanted to buy 11 duckeggs. F.T.M.

  11. [..YouTube..] your whole season is aimed at finishing above us and you cant even do that you thick cunts. Every stinking smell mackem should be round up and shot

  12. [..YouTube..] like i hate spurs but omg that was so sweet last night watching your goons running around looking for the ball lol lol lol
    losing to spurs at home lol lol lol lol
    thats worse than losing to hull lol lol

  13. [..YouTube..] blackcatzz u fenian red n white cunt if i ever find out who u r i will do u serious damage u fuckin nonce now fuck off n shag ya kids or pretend 2 b the yorkshire ripper SMB

  14. [..YouTube..] what times your remploy factory shut legend…..i,ll pick you up and drop you off at that ferry landing you keep bleating on about…….KEANO KEANO KEANO……roll on 26th oct…….the final nail in NuFC,s coffin

  15. [..YouTube..] Soon enough well get it sold and newcastle will get the king back who has acheived more than any other manager in football itself, as manager well beating man u 5 0 is no small acheivement.

  16. [..YouTube..] blackcatzz 2 his son= howay my little super star its 12 o clock bed time so his son says daddy how do u no its 12 o clock and blackcatzz says coz my big hands just touched your little 1

  17. [..YouTube..] Newcastle Boardroom…..Mike Ashley and the Cockney Mafia are sitting discussing their plight…….the door opens and Dennis Rat Face Wise walks in…….”Its a fuckin joke in here”…….Ashley stands up and says “give him a four week contract”……..

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