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I’ll love it if we beat them

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For those who like their football laced with comedy and a topped with a liberal sprinkling of irony, Special K is back at Newcastle. This means more emotional, firey outbursts like this one without the restrictions of things like tactics to get in the way.

Expect Newcastle to be involved in more 4-3 losses and to entertain us all while still coming out empty handed at the end of the season. Can’t wait.

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535 thoughts on “I’ll love it if we beat them”

  2. [..YouTube..] save your insults till later as i am off playing football. its a mans game so i dont expect you to understand and yes i know its raining lol lol lol

  7. [..YouTube..] THE NUFC HOKEY COKEY….you put yer keegan in, yer keegan out, yer keegan in while fat ashley fucks about. Ya bring in dennis wise, he,s a cock eyed little twat, thats what we laugh about…..oooo no use fucking cryin..ooooo no use fuckin cryin….ooooooo no use fuckin cryin, Kev out Wise in Ha Ha Ha.

    KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO KEANO F>T>M>

  8. [..YouTube..] you got 27000 emptey seats,you got adults for a fiver kids for free,you got steve cram celeb fan,you got roy keanr who wanks his dog sunderlands a massive club
    are ya fuck
    live in our shadows AGAIN
    season in season out we finish above the yo-yo club 😉

  9. [..YouTube..] I wasnt aware our capacity had gone up to 67.000 you inbred retard. The only reason you get big crowds is because you are deluded into thinking you,re a big club. You,re the laughing stock of not only english football, european football, but world football. Lets see what happens to your Huge club now. Oh, and your xmas party has been cancelled….only 1 Wise man, 11 donkeys and the messiah has fucked off……again…………….ha ha ha ha ha

  11. [..YouTube..] when you’s played bolton and the attendance was 47000. 40,000 paying seats and 7000 school kid give aways. we got 46,000 paying people against man city

  15. [..YouTube..] I as a Geordie fan am glad Keegan went it was the only honourable thing to do you wouldnt see fergie or wenger taking that shit. Hes the messiah of football not just newcastle for showing now that its all about money not the game. the board should be sacked and the club sold to new owners wholl reinstate king kev or a new amanager who has the power to manage. KEEGAN!!!

  17. [..YouTube..] too fucking funny

    Paul Ince to go to Newcastle lol lol lol

    I was at West Ham last week & it was too funny how the West Ham fans abused him for 90 minutes lol lol lol & now he might be there again in 2 weeks lol lol lol
    Watch out if he does as they sing “YOUR JUST A FAT EDDIE MURPHY ” lol lol

  20. [..YouTube..] fantastic. that is passion in a true footie manager. i agree with BiffaTW treated like shit all hail king kev. sunderland are wankers

  23. [..YouTube..] where you there geordielegend or were you watching your mother been knobbed by the crew of the ark royal while you sat on the dockside. a geordies only a sweaty jock with its brains kicked out. which other fans wreck their own town when there team get humiliated at wembley……….you,re a joke

  28. [..YouTube..] Joey Barton Press Release….”the first day is the worst, no doubt about it. They march you in, hand you a uniform and force you to pose for a photo while loads of fat, tattooed, ugly skinhead homosexual,drug using scumbag criminals shout and abuse you. Thats when you know its for real. Your entire life blown away by one stupid mistake…thats when it hits home, thats when you realise you,ve signed for Newcastle United”

  30. [..YouTube..] a dont no whats funnier your shit childish reply or the fact that your 48 and argue with younger people on you tube ha ha ha ha ha what r u a nonce? grow up u makem fuck pig!!

  31. [..YouTube..] your mother loved it when i took her on that bus shelter floor…..she ripped oiff her black tights and kicked her white stilletoes into the gutter……..you could be my love child……………F.T.M

  33. [..YouTube..] ha ha 48 and still using playground crack u must be a sick nonce!!! or ya either a 1 of the mugs that got kicked 2 fuck on the ferry landing and ya brain doesnt graft nee more NONCE NONCE NONCE

  36. [..YouTube..] ha ha legend……….you crease me up. Typical thick heeded geordie arsewipe. Enjoy your march tomorrow “Sack the board sack the board sack the board” Would agent Ashley please return to the Stadium of light….mission accomplished!!

  39. [..YouTube..] lol lol lol
    fucking HULL just whipped your sorry butts lol lol lol
    your shit and you know you are
    lol lol lol
    get a job and forget about football lol lol
    are you scotland in disguise?
    lol

  41. [..YouTube..] nah that dont wash m8
    your not ever going to get a winning team up there because only crocks and cowards play there.
    us cockney boys make the premier league,now you would be better off in the 2nd/3rd division where your 50,000 unemplyed losers can get a win every so often lol

    hull lol lol lol lol hull lol lol lol lol
    hull lol lol
    king kev lol lol lol

    wisey we love ya m8
    lol

  43. [..YouTube..] DONT READ THIS Cause It Really Works. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY Cuz IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS reaLLY WORKS

  44. [..YouTube..] yeah best you backward geordies lie low
    i mean after yesterdays fiasco lol
    now the man who saved you shit club is selling but the problem you have there is a credit crunch and no one is buying except the super rich
    oops now you are feeeling dumb aint ya
    sorry i forgot your the people who think your a big club and keegan is a king lol lol
    yeah right and you have both won FUCK ALL lol lol

  46. [..YouTube..] FOR SALE. 1 bandwagon……buyer must be able to tow away as the wheels have come off. Also available, 1 garden gnome in blue chelsea shirt, free to a good home.For all enquiries, please telephone Mr M Ashley.

  49. [..YouTube..] this is the last straw from you scrounging geordies
    Its rumored that 49,000 out of the 50,000 who attend Newcastle home games are applying for a CRISIS LOAN on top of their DOLE MONEY to the buy the club off MR NICE GUY ASHLEY

    MR Gordon Brown has assured us this is not true as he has already promised the scots the cash for their SHIT TEAM

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