Category Archives: Google

John Chisholm in interracial rape threat

John ChisholmThis didn’t take long did it? The saxperience crew are off again throwing threats across the Internet, safe in their own forum and completely ignorant of the fact that I’m a member, and can use the Internet. For example, member John Chisholm wants to get a big black man to rape me, for some reason.

You can see by his Facebook page that he’s got issues with interracial rape.

This idiot thinks by using a fake email I won’t find him.

The thread is a good read, very amusing (if you ignore the threats of rape and having a SaxP meet outside my house). I particularly liked these comments:

If he’s supposedly a web developer, he’s not a very good one! I could make a better website on that free Geocities thing!!

and

why dont you code a website about his car? tit for tat can be fun if you can both stand back and have a laugh. I think he’s laughing If his code is sloppy then you can easily get better google ranking

I don’t know, little boys eh? Keep the backlinks coming though kids, it’s all good for me. Don’t tell anyone, but it’s because you link to me that I rank #1 for phrases like Scott Newham. If you can easily get a better Google ranking than me, I must be shit at my job, cos that’s what I do.

Good luck!

SEO Providers? I don’t think so

Today I received a spam email from Nick Slevin from seoproviders.net. Nick asked if I needed SEO help to improve my rankings, and he sent the email to my address associated with the website TheTransformers.Net.

Get more traffic to your website using proven seo tactics. To learn more, please reply with the sites you would like to promote and the best way to contact you with the details.

Sincerely,

Nick Slevin

I’d normally delete an email like this without reading it, but after looking at the website for seoproviders.net, and realising the email address he’d sent the email to, I wanted to point out a few things.

Firstly, the website TheTransformers.Net ranks #1 in Google for ‘Transformers’. How exactly can seoproviders.net improve its ranking? Do they have some clever software that makes my website appear in people’s browsers BEFORE they search? Some sort of predictive search technology? I doubt it.

Transformers in Google

Secondly, look at the website for seoproviders.net…

SEO Providers

Seriously, go home Nick. This is the big leagues now.

Google bitch slaps me with another drop in Page Rank

I’ve just noticed my site has dropped another rank according to Google, I’m now a PR3. I was a 4 this morning, and a 5 before Christmas. Guess that’s what you get for selling links and blog posts.

You caught me Google, yer cheeky monkey!

I won’t change my ways though, and my Google traffic has increased if anything. This just shows hows inaccurate Page Rank is as a medium for measuring a website’s worth. Traffic is the true yard stick, so my yard is nicely formatted thank you.

This site may harm your computer

My DVD Reviews website, WhatDVD.Net was hacked today, again. This is becoming a habit, and mostly down to the fact that it’s a bloody Windows hosted website. Anyway, that’ll change soon enough, but the fact remains it was hacked and once again I had to restore the database from a back-up.

Problem is, due to the fact that WhatDVD.Net is so successful in Google (Page 1 for ‘DVD Reviews‘) it gets indexed several times a day, and was indexed with the hack in place. Google has read the code on the site and flagged it up as potentially unsafe.

DVD Reviews

The message it flags up is ‘This site may harm your computer’… nice eh? My readers will love that. Considering the traffic WhatDVD.Net gets from Google this is causing quite an effect.

When you try to click through to the site you get this message.

May Harm small

Luckily you can request Google re-evaluates the website through Webmaster tools, but what a load of messing around because of some cock hacking the site. What did it achieve?

Tossers.

Earn money with YouTube

As I have several videos on YouTube that have received several thousand views each, and as I have a degree in Film I was quite interested to hear that YouTube now offers a partner program that allows you to earn revenue from the videos you make and upload.

This is great, I can earn money for my fonejacker style videos and any old spoofs I’ve made.

My excitement was tempered slightly however when I read the terms. They are as follows:

  1. You create original videos suitable for online streaming.
    No problem, all of my videos are original and they’ve been streamed on YouTube and Google video for some time now.
  2. You own the copyrights and distribution rights for all audio and video content that you upload — no exceptions.
    Yeah, all of my videos are original. This is all sounding good so far.
  3. You regularly upload videos that are viewed by thousands of YouTube users.
    Again no problem. I’ve had videos with tens of thousands of views each.
  4. You live in the United States or Canada.
    You fuckers. Why restrict this to US and Canadian residents? My videos are watched by people all over the world, where I live is irrelevant.

So you see, once again a great opportunity to make money online is denied the UK public because we’re not Americans. Wake up Google and realise that people live outside of the USA.

Adsense Video Contest Winner Announced

Google have posted up the winner of their Adsense video contest, and it’s not me 🙁

Still, this video is good, fair play. Plus they said they’d post some of the interesting ones over the coming weeks, so you never know. If you can’t remember my entry, it can be viewed here.

The winning video is from Don Vandervort from Hometips.com.

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