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The Chav Car Anthem

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This rap song is perfect for the chavs who love to defend their pimped up rides over at my Chav Car website; yourcarisshit.com.

This one’s for all of you Kevins out there.

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Darren Jamieson

Darren Jamieson, aka MrDaz, is the Technical Director and co-founder of Engage Web and has been working online in a career spanning two decades. His first website was built in 1998 and is still live today.

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345 thoughts on “The Chav Car Anthem”

  3. [..YouTube..] Notice that non of u pricks actually have ur own car… well my nan’s ex husbands cat’s best mates owner has a mini metro an it does three squillion miles an hour a second

    DICKHEADS!!!!!

  9. [..YouTube..] Mates at the end of the day a tiny nova, with a 2.0 turbo pisses on most supercars wich is good for £2000. better than 106 and vts lovers.NOVAS DO RULE!!!!!

  12. [..YouTube..] oh fucking hell, lol haha piss over most SUPERCARS – piiisss off….. its a fucking nova riddled full of rust and chavs have em so it cant be cool
    i will race you on my aprilia rs125 or my rs250 your call, either way you lose against a 2 stroke lololol

  13. [..YouTube..] i love the song
    i hope it takin da piss out of chavs cuz they reli think there hard
    some cars when there done up are ok but some people take it to far
    xx

  14. [..YouTube..] i agree with u i love subaru’s
    lyk ma home town car lol
    i reliw ant 1 a blue 1 golg wheels n gold stikers
    like the rally ones
    i totaly agree
    atleast we have sense lol
    xx

  19. [..YouTube..] absoulot class i luv the bit wen it says 16 years on a paper round paid for the chrome gear nob i found thts the best bit i think

  20. [..YouTube..] nubbzy69 the novas a fkin better shape than a 205 u twat, so i think its the other way around!! 205 should be on the scrap heap!! long live the nova!!! yeah course a 2.0LET would kill your shitty french pug

  25. [..YouTube..] Genius……this is funny because it’s so true. Go to any town and they’re everywhere! Stupid little cars that sound like bumble bees, whizzing around everywhere. And they actually think that girls are impressed. ha ha ha ha . As for the Scooby comment, oh dear. Thats the car for chavs who have a bit more money. Gay. Get a proper car, 4 door vectra running on lpg. Get in.

  26. [..YouTube..] nice work, one of these tw*ts flicked the finger then raced off on the A43 past me today (fair enough it was a tuned Corsa but same thing)..

    my (2007 reg) car’s got 450 horses (I think) how we laughed (and scooby drivers are just chav builders who did well in the housing boom)..

    boil em all down for glue.
    thankyou.

  27. [..YouTube..] Well I was looking for a Chevy Nova youtube and wasn’t I surprised! No 500hp burnouts in this youtube?

    GOLD!!!!!! So funny! Good Work:)

  28. [..YouTube..] Doesn’t a chav mean being council housed and violent?? I have a lovely scooby STI Import and I’m an air hostess but definatly not chavvy lol!! Love the Scoobys, IF IN DOUBT, FLAT OUT!!!!!

  31. [..YouTube..] look what you find if you type impreza and chav into google….

    chav chariot 26 up, 18 down love ithate it

    Chav chariots are possible the lowest form of cars. Chavs who want to have sport car performance but still have their 3 illegitimate children in the rear as well as their hanging girlfriend. Such chav chariots are the Subaru Impreza and ….

    I rest my case.
    By the way did I mention that my vectra is an estate? Great for going to the garden centre on a Sunday….

  32. [..YouTube..] yeah but Vectras are so incredably boring, why not go for something like a Subaru Legacy, as when your driving that people will think your quite rich. Because apparently the sound of the door closing is the sound of a game bird hitting the ground!

  33. [..YouTube..] Very true……I’ve always fancied a galant estate, they look so angry with those aggressive lights. But I love my vectra, it looks like an un-marked police car, and when I flash my headlights repeatedly at imprezas on the M1 they poo their pants and pull over. Hours of fun. I might wire the relay up so they flash independantly and put blue lights in the grille……hmmmmmmm.

  37. [..YouTube..] Listen ped lover my mate owns a subaru 2ltrturbo which is a quick good all round car, just to let you know my nova gave him a hard time at santa pod. Raced a aprilla 125 and creamed it on the motorway so there PED BOY.!!!!!

  39. [..YouTube..] just been reading through the comments and find it funny how so many people(chavs)think they know everything about cars because they read max power magazine!get a fucking life and grow up because when youre in youre sitting in youre council house in youre 30s youre going to look back and regret wasting all youre befefits on shit for youre car

  42. [..YouTube..] Subaru make good cars dumbass its more of a track car than a sports car but you could still use it every day it just costs a bit to run the dam thing lol

  44. [..YouTube..] To be honest… Anybody that makes songs about chavs/emo’s are whatever the fuck you people wish the class yourself as are just insecure and unhappy with yourself as a person.

  45. [..YouTube..] Doesnt the ST have somewhere between 150-160 bhp? how does your 1.4 106 “eat” that? And plus, as standard isnt the 106 1.4 only something like 75bhp?

  46. [..YouTube..] So in a car with 72bhp, you were overtaking similar weighted cars with more power and torque all day long…that makes sense!

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