In the interests of offending anyone who isn’t Christian I’d like to wish EVERYONE reading this a merry Christmas. If you are Christian I can offend you too by saying that Jesus doesn’t exist and this time of year is only kept alive by ITV so they can show Bond movies on TV.
Whatever you celebrate, be it Connery, Moore or even Dalton, have a happy James Bond day.
Just for the record, I’ve written this a few days in advance. I’m probably pissed right now unable to stand, so here’s to me!