Category Archives: Internet

Someone thinks I’m cute

I love these emails, they always crack me up. The funny thing about this one is the email address it has been sent from.

—–Original Message—–
From: Lynette Castle [mailto:CristinaWaddell@rescue.com]
Sent: 18 February 2008 07:59
To: ***@**********
Subject: [SPAM?]: Re Zoe

Hi
This is Zoe
Our mutual friend named Emily said your cute
Can we chat and maybe exchange pictures?
Email me at Zoe@DoorwayPagePro.info
I will respond with a picture and info right away
Cant wait to hear from you
Zoe

No virus found in this outgoing message
Checked by PC Tools AntiVirus (4.0.0.20 – 10.055.016).
http://www.pctools.com/free-antivirus/

“Zoe@DoorwayPagePro.info”??? Surely when they create these spam emails they should put a little thought into the email address?

Anyone who falls for that deserves to be taken for a ride.

Alas poor Zombie

Bah, my excitement was short lived. I just received the news I was dreading; my Zombie is dead, well, undead… dead dead. You know what I mean.

They didn’t even break it to me gently. This was the email I received:

Your Resident Evil Extinction character has been killed!

The heartless bastards! All that training and he didn’t stand a chance.

My zombie’s on the FHM website

It’s not often you get to say something like that, but the Zombie I’ve been training on the Resident Evil Extinction viral marketing contest has been released and he’s on the FHM’s website. Naturally I went there today to check on him, and didn’t even look at the all girl Karma Sutra videos on the site, even when I saw the still for the reverse cowgirl…

Never looked once…

FHM

*ahem*

Resident Evil Extinction infects Viral Marketing

The DVD for Resident Evil Extinction is out shortly in the UK and Sony have just launched the mother of all viral marketing campaigns.

You sign up at their website (which can be seen in the video below) and register your own Zombie character. Then at 09.00 GMT on 18th February the zombies are released to different advertising units on various websites throughout the Internet. There they will wait for Alice to find them and destroy them.

You can increase your Zombie’s chances of survival by training him, and even receive updates about what website he is on and how he’s fairing.

Naturally there are prizes to be won too. Watch the video, create a Zombie and try to survive Alice.

What is Reputation Management?

After I posted a scathing blog about a Facebook application someone named Sean added an obviously contrived comment to the post in an attempt to improve the tone towards that product. He was blatantly attempting something called ‘reputation management’ which in our Online World means to ensure that your personal or company name, or product/service receives positive results when searched for in Google (or other engines if you care about them).

So a search for that particular Facebook app obviously ranked in Google, which in turn meant that people looking for it saw my scathing comments; thus someone tried to redress the balance.

It’s not good for your reputation if when someone searches for you all they see is people slagging you off!

Now, you can do what Sean did and feebly attempt to answer the criticism by replying to the comments, forum posts or blog posts; or, a more successful but naturally more difficult tactic would be to ensure that nothing negative appears for your name when someone searches in the first place.

How could you do this? If you have sites like openly slate your name or product what can you do about it?

Simple, make sure that other websites rank above them. For example, if you Google my name (Darren Jamieson) you won’t see anything negative in the top 10 results.

Darren Jamieson

Now I don’t own all of those websites, I’m not even the Darren Jamieson in question on some of them, but there’s nothing negative about me there. Don’t think for a moment either that it’s because I’ve not annoyed anyone enough to try, I have ;).

No, it’s reputation management in action.

If you have a problem with your online reputation and would like to know what can be done about it, don’t post comments on the forums and threads in question from made up customers of yours saying how good your services are, that doesn’t work. Give me a shout at Just Search, I’ll advise you on what can be done.

Facebook developers miss the point

Two weeks ago I wrote an article about how Facebook was degrading due to all of the spam and junk filling up its pages in the form of useless applications. The sort of crap that the MySpace crowd love to use.

After writing that I received an email from a Facebook app developer:

I noticed that you wrote an article about Facebook and its rather “elite” origin. While it appears that you are still interested in Facebook and use it on a daily basis, I was wondering if you would write something up about our instant messaging Facebook application?

Imo.im has added yet another feature to Facebook. The imo.im instant messenger application allows Facebook users to instant message and video chat with friends on Facebook, AIM, Google Talk, MSN, and Yahoo. This application also enables the Facebook user to sign into multiple accounts. By clicking the “Link Accounts” button, on future visits imo.im will automatically sign you into all of your accounts.

You can find the Facebook application here: http://www.facebook.com/apps/application.php?id=2562493844

Let us know if you have any questions or feedback at feedback@imo.im.

Thanks,
imo.im staff

Now, is it just me or has Ashley completely missed the point? Not only will I not be writing about his app or using it, I implore anyone and everyone to leave junk like this alone. Facebook is already full of enough garbage without more of this dross being added.

When I say no more to Facebook apps, that is NOT a public invite for developers to solicit reviews from me.

HSBC email phising scam

I just received the following email from HSBC, only read carefully, because it’s not from them at all. It’s another one of those awful phising emails, but I love the really poor grammar which makes it obvious.

Please note that our system recently noted that your attemption of signing on to your account was failed while some errors occurred during the processing update of your online account you are having with our bank.

We sincerely hereby to notify you that you should kindly follow below link to Login to your online account for your security safety ensured by our financial institution.

https://www.hsbc.co.uk

Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter. Please understand that this is a security measure meant to help protect you and your account.

We apologize for any inconvenience.

If you choose to ignore our request, your account may leads to be temporarily suspended.

HSBC email phising scam

Naturally the link that appears to go HSBC doesn’t, it goes to an IP address that is a copy of their site. If you have the Netcraft toolbar installed on your Firefox it will jump in at this point and stop you, like this:

Netcraft

If however you use something a little less secure you may well find yourself giving the scamming bastards your bank login details.

The moral here, use Firefox, install the Netcraft toolbar and if your ‘official’ banking emails read like they have been written by a Nigerian with only the most basic grasp of English, it’s because they have.

Video Games News Website

Since I left GAME in 2004 I’ve been out of the games industry circle, often blissfully unaware of such important dates as the release of GTA IV (April 29th btw) and other such vital games related information.

Thankfully I’ve stumbled upon (or rather had a hand in) the new video games news website Just Video Games.

Video Games

The design is really sleak and sexy and it’s updated with the latest games related news and press releases. At least now I’ll know when stuff is coming out in advance without the benefit of those GAME bulletins coming round every week.