I’ve just had a shot of the new Lynx Dark Temptation sprayed directly into my face when my flatmate bought it and said “smell this, it’s like the old Brut aftershave”.
When it’s sprayed into your face you can’t really smell the similarities to Brut, nor can you see for several minutes afterwards.
However if I get half the luck with women the guy in the advert is getting I’ll be happy, though I wouldn’t one of my arms torn of. It’d halve my sex life.
Not exactly a difficult question that one, but MTV is asking it anyway. Just how intelligent are models?
Watch this trailer for the show and find out, at the very least you’ll get some really fit girls!
I’ve seen some ugly dogs in my time, living in Cwmbran at least, but this one takes the biscuit. Fear maybe an emotion the Jedi try to suppress, but I’d imagine Obi-Wan would have been quaking in his cloak when faced with this symbol of the Dark Side.
Sam is officially the World’s ugliest dog. No arguments from me on that one.
You might remember the efforts I made in the last week to get a parcel delivered by Parcel Force. They were supposed to phone me back on Monday but couldn’t be arsed.
You might also remember I mentioned how awful their auto voice recognition software was and that I thought I was in a Fonejacker sketch? Well today I phoned them, and just to prove a point I went through their voice recognition system to show how bad it is.
Eventually I got through to what they pass off as a human and to my surprise they had no record once again of me having phoned. This one’s a hoot.
According to the Metro today, ‘Pikey’ is now a race hate word. What’s the bloody world coming to when I can’t call someone a Pikey twat, or a thieving Pikey.
A gardener is thought to have made legal history after being convicted of racially aggravated harassment for using the word ‘pikey’.
Lee Coleman repeatedly used the term, a derogatory reference to gypsies and Travellers, in a drunken outburst over a nightclub entry fee.
This is a sodding outrage. I really feel for the gardener who was obviously victimised for simply stating the truth about some Pikey.
When I phoned the CSA on Wednesday their incompetence left me stunned. They were refusing to speak to me because they thought I’d record the phone call and embarrass them. Well, as they’re trying to steal money from me that I simply don’t owe them, refusing to speak to me AND can’t get my address right they’ve left me with no choice.
I have to fight them on my terms, my way. Watch this video, this my friends, is just the beginning…
I just bought this from 3 fingers Joe in Manchester, can’t wait to get it pumping through my system.
Thanks to Simon for telling me about this great release, it’s kickin’!
