I’ve had a poll on this site for some time for people to decide what is the worst car ever in the UK, and through boredom I decided to close it and announce the winner.
Here are the results.
What is the worst, most chavest car?
- Citroen Saxo (31%, 33 Votes)
- Vauxhall Nova (30%, 32 Votes)
- Vauxhall Corsa (14%, 15 Votes)
- Ford Escort xr3i (11%, 12 Votes)
- Nissan Skyline (6%, 6 Votes)
- Peugeot 106 (3%, 3 Votes)
- Ford Sierra Cosworth (3%, 3 Votes)
Total Voters: 105

As you can see, the Saxo just about wins it. It is indeed a shit car. If you drive a Saxo, for shame, for shame.
What twats……..bastarding chavs that take a reasonable everyday car like the corsa and turn it into something its not…… a mess and a false representation of a cool, fast car.
I must say it makes me look like a twat for driving an un modified 1998 corsa. I must say it is a reasonable, reliable car.
Yet you fucking stain on society, mother fuckering chavs quite literally chav it up to fuck with your crappy add ons.
I mean come on…..fucking led lights…..a fucking shitty rear wing, that is essentially useless as the down force only applies really after 90mph and no fucking corsa (apart from the £17,000 VXR) can do 80mph without a good downward slope and a strong tail wind.
What fucking retards you all are. How about you all stick to your saxos and leave the everyday corsa alone…..knobs