You may have heard about this video doing the rounds. It features some nocturnal antics from Chanelle, and her new Brazilian lover. Watch the full sex tape here to see his identity revealed, in all of his glory.
Those easily offended best leave this video alone, you have been warned!
Beyond the Rave is a Vampire flick from Hammer Horror, their first movie in over 30 years and it’s only available on MySpace. I guess that means its audience will be pretty illiterate, have a short attention span and no sense of taste.
Lucky that.
When I heard about this I hoped it was a joke. Sadly it’s not, it’s real.
What kind of moron dreamed up this shit for a film? I’ll tell you who; Garth Jennings, that’s who. The same guy who directed Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.
Oh dear.
I may not be Irish, but for some reason I always find time to celebrate St Patrick’s Day with a fervent passion. I guess I just feel for my Irish cousins that their day should be respected and enjoyed by all.
Either that, or I just like getting absolutely wasted.
Anyhow, it’s just around the corner and in its honour here’s a piss take on the classic Guinness ‘dominoes’ advert.
My problems with the child support agency are legendary and well documented here on mrdaz.com. How they’ve overcharged me, lost my correspondence, sent my mail to the wrong address and to complete strangers, lied to me, refused to speak to me and generally been unbelievably incompetent.
Obviously I’m not the only one who’s been mistreated by these British Nazis, Michael Cox is a famed victim of the CSA’s callous and incompetent nature. This interview is from GMTV.
And the second part of the interview:
I’m sure you remember the scene from 9 1/2 weeks where Mickey Rourke does something rather interesting to Kim Basinger using some ice and the contents of the fridge? Well how about using some baked beans and Marmite?
I might give this one a try myself on the weekend!
Having spent time myself trying to explain simple IT related things to the uninformed (such as the wisdom of not keeping the server and work storage drives in the cleaning cupboard with the bleach while at Black Sheep) I find this video all too realistic.
You can tell some people, but they just don’t hear.
Guinness Spoof
IT Madness Video
Bah, my excitement was short lived. I just received the news I was dreading; my Zombie is dead, well, undead… dead dead. You know what I mean.
They didn’t even break it to me gently. This was the email I received:
Your Resident Evil Extinction character has been killed!
The heartless bastards! All that training and he didn’t stand a chance.
