Just been looking for a costume for a Super Hero related pub crawl, and I came across this.
Is it not the greatest costume you’ve ever seen?
My good lady tells me that the Hoff isn’t a super hero, but clearly she’s mistaken. I’m not going to buy the costume from this shop, as I’ve got all of the seperate parts myself already, including the wig.
So if you’re out an about in Leeds on February 15th, and you happen to see the Hoff walking your way – it’s me!
For the last few days I, like many thousands of people have been experiencing problems with my email through my hosting company 1and1 Internet.
Luckily, 1and1 says the problems are all sorted, the following is taken from Internet nerd news site The Register:
Yesterday, a number of UK customers experienced some delay in receiving inbound email. The delay was due to a surge in email volumes over our email servers. Our email system continued to receive all email during this time, with only its delivery to inboxes being delayed.
The email delay was handled according to set procedure, emails were queued and stored and no email was lost during this time.
The technical issue was resolved and all emails involved are being delivered safely. Only 1&1 email users were affected.
We sincerely apologise for any inconvenience caused to our customers due to the queuing of emails.
Today, 1&1’s UK Customer Control Panel was temporarily unavailable for a very short time whilst systems were maintained.
Well that’s nice to know isn’t it? Now, when I fail miserably to get my email I can take comfort in the fact 1and1 says everything’s hunky fucking dory.
Of course, it’s not. It still doesn’t sodding work, so their sticking their heads in the sand doesn’t make the problem go away. 1and1, get it sorted you muppets.
I’m really getting into this YouTube. Here’s a classic from circa 1995, where Swansea based Steven Gane dons the jacket, hat and wip of Indiana Jones – mixed with the make-up of Julian Clary.
The shit some people will do if you tell them no one will ever see it eh? Steven Gane as Juliana Clary, watch and weep.
So it seems that in 1950 France wanted to unify with Great Britain. I’ve just been asked how I feel about that.
Well, it wouldn’t be so bad so long as there were a few provisos. We could have a new, unified name to display the unity between the two Countries. Something like ‘Great Britain’ would suffice. Then of course we’d need one single currency, something which many Brits are unsure of, but if we called it ‘The Pound’ for example I’m sure they’d come round.
We’d also need a single language to help the trade between us, English has a nice ring to it, we can use that. Finally we’d need a flag, something which embodies the Union Flag of the British Isles, and the White flag of French Surrendership… that’s it, I can’t entertain this crap any more! The bloody cheese eating, sheep burning, wine guzzling, Nazi collaborating surrender monkeys unifying with us???
The bloody cheek of it. Non monsier.
You snobby bastards were offered the chance by Churchill back in 1940 as the Bosch were trampling through your vineyards, and you shrugged your Gallic shoulders and turned tail to the Germans, then you’ve the bloody cheek to ask for it ten years later.
I need to lay down.
Today is the day that many nerds all over the net wet their online pants about – Google has updated its visible toolbar Page Rank. Yay!
While this isn’t the most important aspect to a website’s success, it does show that things are heading in the right direction if you get an increase, as I did with the website www.okprintit.com. However, www.whatdvd.net went down from 5 to 4, gutted.
Thankfully the main site, www.thetransformers.net held firm at a PR6. MrDaz.com however is too new to rank at all, maybe next time. All the sites linking in here, it should score heavily in the next update.
So, whether the update has been kind to you, or not so kind, let me wish you all a Happy PR Update Day!
My sister had her car tyres slashed this week, while her Corsa (shit car, I know) was parked outside her house. She said every car in the street was done, about 30 in total, and when she called the police guess what they did.
Go on, guess…
If you said “Leap into action and get staight over there” you’re a twat. Oh no, the correct answer is: “Absolutely fuck all”.
That’s right, our taxes pay for these retards to do nothing, zip, scratch their balls and watch TV, etc, etc.
They said, and this is priceless, as there were so many crimes at once if they came out they’d be there all night. And the award for reaching new heights in incompetance goes to… Newport police.
Well done guys, you’ve amazed even me in my cynical life. I didn’t think the police could be quite that useless, but there you go.
I’ve just had a final demand from the Inland Revenue, saying I’ve got until January 31st to pay my income tax.
But I haven’t had a total from them yet???
Seems they’ve lost my form. I sent the damn thing by the end of September so they could calculate it for me, and they’ve gone and lost it – the ueseless tossers. Now they’ll expect me to do it all again, what’s the frickin point eh? You do it all by the book, legit like, and they screw it up. If they’re this incompetant, why do I even bother with it?
Once again, I sign off a blog with the word, morons.
The trailer for the action comedy feature film Cop on the Edge IX: Prelude to Justice. Why am I posting this? Cos I’m in it.
