Yoda is a benefit cheat from Cwmbran
Posted on October 31st, 2007 by MrDaz
Here’s the conclusive proof, Jedi Master Yoda was a benefit cheat.
In Attack of the Clones he’d limp along supporting himself on that cane of his, acting all old and shit just so he could claim some invalidity benefit from the Imperial State. No wonder Palpatine wanted to eliminate the Jedi if that’s how they act.
As you can see from this photo to the right, Yoda, just like my ex-wife’s father, can be seen supporting his ‘frail’ body on a cane. But then when it comes down to it he drops the cane and his ‘inability’ to walk has suddenly gone away so he can bounce around like a muppet fighting Dracula.
I swear Yoda is from Cwmbran. The benefit cheating bastard.
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This is a disgrace to the jedi master! He uses the force to fight, but why should he when he walks?