What is the most Chav car?
Posted on January 30th, 2008 by MrDaz
As I’ve had threats from Nissan Skyline owners and Citroen Saxo owners recently due to the chav car website YourCarIsShit.com I thought I’d ask the question here. What is the worst chav car? If you have any thoughts on the issue, or maybe there’s a car you think should be on here, let me know in the comments.
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omg why isnt the subaru impreza on there ^.^
The Impreza’s not on there because chavs can neither afford, nor handle one. Plus the Impreza doesn’t tend to get modded like the other cars on the list due to it being designed properly from the outset.
ok i agree with that actually and i see that your correct
chav cars are always shitty small engined cars cause thats all they can afford to insure.
a huge exaust and induction kit to make it sound as if its going fast.
the nissan skyline gtr is not chav your in anyway a gtr will beat a wrx sti anyday it got a bigger engine and i have not seen one with an crazy body kit and it cost more than a chavs house so you can’t really call the gtr chav car i was goining to buy thr r34 gtr but 30k it cost so im going to buy it next month gtr are great cars
the nissan skyline gtr is not chav a hot hatch is (saxo) you gotta say they buy them cheap and do cheap modz to them like asda parts not real parts like hks or blitz and most of the saxos and the other hatches have fake exhausts on them and they dont tune the engine highly cuz they cant afford the stuff a gtr will beat a wrx sti anyday it got a bigger engine and i have not seen one with an crazy body kit and it cost more than a chavs house so you can’t really call the gtr chav car i was goining to buy thr r34 gtr but 30k it cost so im going to buy it next month gtr are great cars
saxo is defo a chav car, unless driven by old women once a week for shopping and collect pension.
the legroom is a giveaway, only children can fit in one comfortably. besides anythin with less than 2.2 turbo is pants.
the only chav car i ever had was a renault 5 gt turbo but i just wrecked it for fun even though i got it to 0-60 3.5 secs it was still a 500 quid motor.
i beleive the age for driving should be raised to 25 at least if not 30.
Chav cars, they are all equal:-
Fiesta – all ages, but especially 2000 vintage
Saxo – equal to the others, but this does seem the definitive chav car, sadly, as it’s quite a nice little car really. What did André do to deserve it?
Escort – all types and ages esp. early 90′s – just vile
Corsa – nearly always debadged (to avoid Vauxhall shame!!)
Nova – even though they are ancient
Renaults (various!)
3 and 5 series – really really old ones that are ‘chavved up’ with M Sport alloys from a newer model
Mercedes C class – again, ancient and modded, mostly lowered and skirted. Class!
And, I have to add, much nicer and newer cars driven by moneyed chavs…. but they always look sh*t because chavs can’t resist modding somehow, at the very least blacked out windows and nonstandard plates!!! You have to ask……. WHY??