I’m not sure if I should be overly worried about this, but this story from the BBC from 2005 was sent to me just now by my girlfriend.
I will be cautious in future.
Basically, a woman ripped off her ex-boyfriend’s testicle, tried to eat it, then spat it back at him. Nasty eh?
In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and “pulled hard”.
He added: “That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain.”
The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones’s testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.
She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones.
You can read the full story here.