Cancer against Christians

I noticed a collection box on the bar at the pub the other night with the slogan ‘Christians against Cancer’ emblazoned on it. While I support the fight against Cancer as much as the next guy (my mum’s had it twice and two friends recently past away from it) I do feel that Christians represent a bigger threat to our World than Cancer.

After all, if caught early enough Cancer can be treated. There’s no cure for Christians unless you use lions as Emperor Nero did, and lions are hard to come by.

Therefore I’m looking to support Cancer against Christians, a new charity that is trying to eradicate Christians across the globe with the use of Cancer. People such as The Backstreet Boys, Gary Busey, Charlton Heston and MC Hammer should be wiped out as quickly and effectively as possible; people who gossip and snipe at you, yet look down on you because they go to church and you don’t. You know the sort of people, arseholes.

Join Cancer against Christians now and help Cancer put an end to Christians today.

Darren Jamieson, aka MrDaz, is the Technical Director and co-founder of Engage Web and has been working online in a career spanning two decades. His first website was built in 1998 and is still live today.

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5 thoughts on “Cancer against Christians”

  1. Wait a minute…. Christians get cancer? That can’t be right. A loving God would never inflict that on His creation. Besides, all a Christian needs to do is pray, and they will be cured. Says so in the Bible.

    Only Atheists get cancer. Atheists and Unitarians…

  2. My, my – such anger! No sense repressing it!
    You should have mentioned Kirk Cameron and Ray Comfort in your list – though they’re too dumb to worry about.


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