Comments on: What is the most Chav car?

By: fuckin chav becouse i got saxo

fuckin chav becouse i got saxo — Sat, 03 Sep 2011 10:20:28 +0000

i have to say that its not a car that makes a driver chav.
and you have to be chav imbecile to do not understand that.

for example so many times i spot people drive like twats intheir few year old vauxhals and trying to race me from traffic lights in their deisels.

HOW stupid and chav is that LOL

By: jb

jb — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 12:52:57 +0000

what about older Golf GTIs…..I had a road rage incident from a chav the other day….I was doing 60, he overtakes me pulls in front narrowly avoiding a head on, gives the the middle finger. after I beeped the horn at him he stopped, jumped out in his hoody / trackies into the middle of the road etc and threatended to smash my face in…..
I think he might have been late for his McDonalds morning shift……

By: Dan

Dan — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 11:26:39 +0000

Chav cars, they are all equal:-

Fiesta – all ages, but especially 2000 vintage

Saxo – equal to the others, but this does seem the definitive chav car, sadly, as it’s quite a nice little car really. What did André do to deserve it?

Escort – all types and ages esp. early 90′s – just vile

Corsa – nearly always debadged (to avoid Vauxhall shame!!)

Nova – even though they are ancient

Renaults (various!)

3 and 5 series – really really old ones that are ‘chavved up’ with M Sport alloys from a newer model

Mercedes C class – again, ancient and modded, mostly lowered and skirted. Class!

And, I have to add, much nicer and newer cars driven by moneyed chavs…. but they always look sh*t because chavs can’t resist modding somehow, at the very least blacked out windows and nonstandard plates!!! You have to ask……. WHY??

By: ed

ed — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 12:01:52 +0000

saxo is defo a chav car, unless driven by old women once a week for shopping and collect pension.
the legroom is a giveaway, only children can fit in one comfortably. besides anythin with less than 2.2 turbo is pants.
the only chav car i ever had was a renault 5 gt turbo but i just wrecked it for fun even though i got it to 0-60 3.5 secs it was still a 500 quid motor.
i beleive the age for driving should be raised to 25 at least if not 30.

By: mike

mike — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:01:26 +0000

the nissan skyline gtr is not chav a hot hatch is (saxo) you gotta say they buy them cheap and do cheap modz to them like asda parts not real parts like hks or blitz and most of the saxos and the other hatches have fake exhausts on them and they dont tune the engine highly cuz they cant afford the stuff a gtr will beat a wrx sti anyday it got a bigger engine and i have not seen one with an crazy body kit and it cost more than a chavs house so you can’t really call the gtr chav car i was goining to buy thr r34 gtr but 30k it cost so im going to buy it next month gtr are great cars

By: mike

mike — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 14:47:57 +0000

the nissan skyline gtr is not chav your in anyway a gtr will beat a wrx sti anyday it got a bigger engine and i have not seen one with an crazy body kit and it cost more than a chavs house so you can’t really call the gtr chav car i was goining to buy thr r34 gtr but 30k it cost so im going to buy it next month gtr are great cars

By: paul

paul — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 20:39:48 +0000

chav cars are always shitty small engined cars cause thats all they can afford to insure.
a huge exaust and induction kit to make it sound as if its going fast.

By: Nick

Nick — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 03:54:27 +0000

ok i agree with that actually and i see that your correct

By: MrDaz

MrDaz — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 13:22:37 +0000

The Impreza’s not on there because chavs can neither afford, nor handle one. Plus the Impreza doesn’t tend to get modded like the other cars on the list due to it being designed properly from the outset.

By: Nick

Nick — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 12:44:59 +0000

omg why isnt the subaru impreza on there ^.^