The Chav Car Anthem

This rap song is perfect for the chavs who love to defend their pimped up rides over at my Chav Car website; yourcarisshit.com.

This one’s for all of you Kevins out there.

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  1. [..YouTube..] hahah this is ace. love the giggling in bk ground too.

  2. [..YouTube..] cool

  3. [..YouTube..] everything about novas are horrible the are a box on wheels and anyone who drives them, im sorry, but i burst out laughing in the street cos they are pikey mobiles

  4. [..YouTube..] I used to hate novas, but if you look at modern cars now, say for example (smart cars), the novas aren,t really that bad, despite their are the ultimate pikey mobile!.

  5. [..YouTube..] i had a 1.4 sr nova, handled like shit on a blanket with 185/55/14s and i could overtake xr3is all day long, they are like like marmite u hate em or u love em. update the chav pics with girly saxos and corsas

  6. [..YouTube..] this is ace

  7. [..YouTube..] Hello Experte! I did as you told me and already collected the promised $600 Bonus on Fulltiltpoker com. Americans are welcome there as well. So far so good but what about further Bonuses? Do you know any more Codes? What if I tell my friends about the JUSTMORE Referral Code that I did use at Fulltiltpoker com?

  8. [..YouTube..] Genius, good job. I cant believe i almost bought one when i was younger. It is the ultimate chav mobile. But look at the new fiesta st. All the chavs are driving them now as they get them on some finance deal.

  9. [..YouTube..] uber here we r in me mums nova now its mine coz it got a spolier lol

  10. [..YouTube..] lol this song is so sick lol he sound like a right mug =p lol

  11. [..YouTube..] Chav!

  12. [..YouTube..] who is?

  13. [..YouTube..] i hate chavs, they dress like nob heads, why do u call me a chav?

  14. [..YouTube..] great tune n vid m8 its awsome lolchavs aint the only peop that drive nova’s ma nan does lol

  15. [..YouTube..] Haha this is awesome :) Its really catchy

  16. [..YouTube..] bwadd songg itss really catch i sing itt lol

  17. [..YouTube..] This is funny

  18. [..YouTube..] sooooooo good! i miss my sr! lol

  19. [..YouTube..] Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  20. [..YouTube..] LOL lol LOL!!!!!!!!!

  21. [..YouTube..] Fucking Chavs…I do hate Living in Essex. Need to get back up North!

  22. [..YouTube..] fuckin chavy thwats, kill em all

  23. [..YouTube..] I Would Like to say This Song is shit As i live In Southend And Do Find myself on the front Of A saturday Night. ( I drive a 106 Gti, Non Chav!!)But This Song is so true! and Makes me laugh everytime!Fucking Chavs!

  24. [..YouTube..] funny as fuck good job lads

  25. [..YouTube..] i cant say much i used to have a nova for my first car its was a 1.6 gte didnt have a over the top body kit on it was a pretty quick car id say saxo vtrs are the new novas nova sr/gte where very popular back in the 80s up i bet they were just as popular as the 205 gti/ fiesta xr2 etc

  26. [..YouTube..] Hahaha!!! Very good, fucking chavs!!!

  27. [..YouTube..] gdgd song fukin quality

  28. [..YouTube..] is that mike skinner ie the streets?

  29. [..YouTube..] is that mike skinner(the streets)?!?!?LMFAOwb to me plz

  30. [..YouTube..] no its not mike skinner

  31. [..YouTube..] Omfg I hate chavs. cant go for a bit of bmxing at the skate park without a chav tryin to nick my bike :( why can’t they go and have their fags in a skip :(

  32. [..YouTube..] ya a sad lil charv

  33. [..YouTube..] iknow the exact same fellin i got a mirraco blend ince skatepark full of chavs

  34. [..YouTube..] Not all Nova Owners are chavs, Just most.

  35. [..YouTube..] bro u kickd it lol

  36. [..YouTube..] i got mirraco icon option =] a bit custom

  37. [..YouTube..] look up chevrolet nova

  38. [..YouTube..] i love this how did you make this

  39. [..YouTube..] New favourite song, can I download it anywhere?

  40. [..YouTube..] Jokkkesss :D

  41. [..YouTube..] BLOODY LOVED IT!!!!!!!

  42. [..YouTube..] haha

  43. [..YouTube..] i dont h8 chavs but dat was mint

  44. [..YouTube..] I hate chavs and that was mint

  45. [..YouTube..] haha, funny!

  46. [..YouTube..] Hahaha Nevaa Heard This Song..Its Wikid (8)x

  47. [..YouTube..] Hahaha Nevaa Heard This Song..

    Its Wikid (8)

    x

  48. [..YouTube..] lol whos this song by and whats its name?

  49. [..YouTube..] fuckin wkd man

  50. [..YouTube..] Fuckin mint mate!!!

  51. [..YouTube..] haha! nice my dad had a lil red nova haha i ducked when he drove me in it lmao! now i love that lil car shem he got rid of it haha!

  52. [..YouTube..] here we are in my moms nova… its myne now cuz its got a spoilah..thats my favorite part

  53. [..YouTube..] here we are in my moms nova… its myne now cuz its got a spoilah..

    thats my favorite part

  54. [..YouTube..] LOL

  55. [..YouTube..] nice i own a nova thats a rate song for nova owners lol

  56. [..YouTube..] nice
    i own a nova thats a rate song for nova owners lol

  57. [..YouTube..] hahahahaha even tho i like them sort of vcars thats prity much owned us lmao :P

  58. [..YouTube..] come on harlow at 00:43 have on lol

  59. [..YouTube..] yeah mate big up southenders !! lol well funny

  60. [..YouTube..] this is da best vid of the nova song

  61. [..YouTube..] HaaaHaaa Buzzzzinnnnn LolR8 Funneyy :P

  62. [..YouTube..] HaaaHaaa Buzzzzinnnnn Lol

    R8 Funneyy :P

  63. [..YouTube..] lol this is ssooooo funny

  64. [..YouTube..] this song so reminds me of my modded nova why oh why did i do it lol….great song thow funny as foooooowk

  65. [..YouTube..] Gotta nova myself. aint a chav or a boy racer, bt love this tune, actually sing it myself!Great stuff, sums up what novas used to be all about…not so much nowadays as all the chav novas have been scrapped…thank god :P

  66. [..YouTube..] Gotta nova myself. aint a chav or a boy racer, bt love this tune, actually sing it myself!

    Great stuff, sums up what novas used to be all about…not so much nowadays as all the chav novas have been scrapped…thank god :P

  67. [..YouTube..] Chippin in for petrol and sharing Fags Haha true as fuuuuuck

  68. [..YouTube..] eny 1 give me a site to download dis tune its ace

  69. [..YouTube..] big ya novas

  70. [..YouTube..] haha funny it do like it :)

  71. [..YouTube..] quality track :D very clever…

  72. [..YouTube..] quality track :D
    very clever…

  73. [..YouTube..] haha class :)

  74. [..YouTube..] theres more up north now

  75. [..YouTube..] lmfao thats good

  76. [..YouTube..] yeah my mates bought most of them XD (to put stupidly big engines in not to chav them up XD)

  77. [..YouTube..] WOW this song is fuckin funny as fuck i love it dis is goin in my favourites

  78. [..YouTube..] LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!

  79. [..YouTube..] oh dear, I drive a Nova….and found this hilarious!

  80. [..YouTube..] lmfao soooo funi just some us chavs lmao sick song

  81. [..YouTube..] shit

  82. [..YouTube..] this song is great lol

  83. [..YouTube..] oh dear, I drive a Nova….and found this hilarious!

  84. [..YouTube..] superb!

  85. [..YouTube..] quality song

  86. [..YouTube..] funny as fuck, I hate chavs…scum

  87. [..YouTube..] novas r shit

  88. [..YouTube..] big up ur novaz

  89. [..YouTube..] haha funny shit, the funny thing is that its true

  90. [..YouTube..] it’s all they’ll ever be able to afford, poor fucks

  91. [..YouTube..] a classic i love novas i rallycross one

  92. [..YouTube..] fuckin chavs!!

  93. [..YouTube..] novas could easily be used as substitute dodgems for the fairground. anyone whos been in one knows what im talking about.

  94. [..YouTube..] ye man i hate chavs they have ruined England and the funny thingg about them is that they dont think there chavs

  95. [..YouTube..] so true!!

  96. [..YouTube..] LOL its rite funny and true! good video

  97. [..YouTube..] please tell me were u got this song i really wanna pu iy on my ipod

  98. [..YouTube..] testtestthisisatest << bit of a stupid cunt aint ya!!!
    fkin nob haha so true?? wtf not really what little skanky council estate chav can afford a red top? NON… half of nova drivers aint chavs anyway u silly twats!!! and warhammerd94 ur a little boy who dont know what ur on about!! fkin warhammers haha omg how sad r they!! u sit there and do em with ya dad??

  99. [..YouTube..] big tune rite now get me

  100. [..YouTube..] mint

  101. [..YouTube..] lool nice and true

  102. [..YouTube..] LAWL. <3

  103. [..YouTube..] wooooooo essex home of transit vans and dagenham

  104. [..YouTube..] lol thats good!love essex

  105. [..YouTube..] Lmfao at 42 seconds :P

  106. [..YouTube..] wadda chune n half lol cnt stop playin diz song x

  107. [..YouTube..] LOL !!!!!

    love it !

  108. [..YouTube..] what a tune! make 1 about a subaru

  109. [..YouTube..] lol ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhlmao n o v a r lo ahhhhhhhhhhhh

  110. [..YouTube..] lol hahahahaha :)

  111. [..YouTube..] love it xD
    need more funny stuff like this :D

  112. [..YouTube..] soooo true!

  113. [..YouTube..] this is a nang vid plzz send me the song.

  114. [..YouTube..] LOL :D

  115. [..YouTube..] oh my gawddd
    lmao
    this is so funny
    how can i get this song

  116. [..YouTube..] brilliant still whiping the tears away now

  117. [..YouTube..] where did you get this song cos its brilliant and i really wanna put it on my ipod

  118. [..YouTube..] olooloo

    my name is jason Too!

  119. [..YouTube..] lol

  120. [..YouTube..] lmfao ……did ii ere southend in tht tune ?? ..coz it well class dwn ther

  121. [..YouTube..] This song is wicked, I love it.
    NOVAS RULE!!

  122. [..YouTube..] stop for a break at McDonalds drive through, chicken mcNuggets and a milkshake too

    hahahahahah

  123. [..YouTube..] WTF IS THIS?????

  124. [..YouTube..] best song ever

  125. [..YouTube..] amazing

  126. [..YouTube..] PMFSL LOVE it!! Love the 16 year paper round for the chrome gear knob!! Classic.

  127. [..YouTube..] NOVA DOSE!!!!
    haha, We drive round looking for a bird we like.
    LMFAO

  128. [..YouTube..] F*cking SICK song, TUNEE! Matee!

  129. [..YouTube..] ” Have you seen me.. my names jason,
    mi mum cut mi hair wiv a puddin basin!”

    Hhaaaa. x

  130. [..YouTube..] could you put a download link in da discription plz?

  131. [..YouTube..] oml wat a load of shit
    thats y i totally favourited LOL
    it’s shit, but hilarious shit at that

  132. [..YouTube..] every time i come on you tube i watch this vid

  133. [..YouTube..] =D hahahahaha =P that’s wellllllll funny =P. i’ll never take a chav tryna start on me seriously again =P

  134. [..YouTube..] Beast song

  135. [..YouTube..] devvo is on it cool

  136. [..YouTube..] i though it was chevy nova

  137. [..YouTube..] Where can you get this tune from? I can’t find it on Limewire or Bearshare :|

  138. [..YouTube..] well then! welcome to britian good fellow!

  139. [..YouTube..] ok so then each contry has therre nova

  140. [..YouTube..] simply….lol

  141. [..YouTube..] am livings

  142. [..YouTube..] na its a song bout a vauxhall nova

  143. [..YouTube..] wer can i get this tune from

  144. [..YouTube..] kick ass———
    anyway can some people check out the chorus of my chav song i havent had time to do the full song yet i only came up with the chorus 2 hours ago

  145. [..YouTube..] TRIPPING A LOT OF BALLS

  146. [..YouTube..] Brilliant! I’ve got a brother called Jason who drives around in a chaved up Nova. LOL

  147. [..YouTube..] oh my god its so funny where can i get it

  148. [..YouTube..] i have a golf gti i mean you can pimp your car out nice or turn it chavy. To turn it nice, you gotta spend money on the best parts and go to top audio, styling shops. They may charge shit loads but at least it doesnt end up like the cars’ on this song lol.

  149. [..YouTube..] all dez chav h8ter r just sum big spud edz

  150. [..YouTube..] chav

  151. [..YouTube..] lmao gotta laff at that like, even tho nova`s can be done not chavy, just euro and nice,standerd, set of wheels, lowererd, exhaust (as longas it aint too loud) no big bodykits! LMAO!

  152. [..YouTube..] haha lol

  153. [..YouTube..] how can u afford a computer u probly pikeyed it

  154. [..YouTube..] here we are in my moms nova, its mine now cuz its got a spoilah… lol i love that :D

  155. [..YouTube..] Learn how to speak English…

  156. [..YouTube..] omg das is geil =P

  157. [..YouTube..] gimp da proper car is a 5 grand sterio sick exhust (proper loud) 20 intch rims blacked out windows sum ill paint job n a low ride bodykit all on a honda civic type r

    i shud no i got 1 brap

  158. [..YouTube..] like it

  159. [..YouTube..] wtf is with the spak laughin at the end like a retard.. and when it says driving round and round lookin for a bird we like didnt work out to well did it? as it didnt rhyme in time and sounded shit

  160. [..YouTube..] u fucking gimp

  161. [..YouTube..] LOL@ThisSong : L

    x x

  162. [..YouTube..] lol

  163. [..YouTube..] fail

  164. [..YouTube..] who u callin a gimp u fucking faggot

  165. [..YouTube..] im jewish get over it u cunts

  166. [..YouTube..] IS IT BRUV!!! cool song.. funny shit

  167. [..YouTube..] out gay

  168. [..YouTube..] yee sum gold chains from argos be lookin good wiv em wheel trims init bruv.

  169. [..YouTube..] Brap

  170. [..YouTube..] wicked… well done to the guys that made this… kool!!!

  171. [..YouTube..] LOVE IT!

  172. [..YouTube..] I was singing this 4 yrs ago when it was first broadcast on vibe. Legendary! :D

  173. [..YouTube..] lol okii :D

  174. [..YouTube..] not all Essex is as bad as they say, Just Basildon, Romford and Southend

  175. [..YouTube..] I got friends who live in chelmsford and they are lovely girls.

  176. [..YouTube..] yeah most of Essex is great Maylands and Maldon for Example
    and you can’t forget Billericay

  177. [..YouTube..] I have the original vid on my channel and this isn’t it.

  178. [..YouTube..] Xx if any1 could send me this… Then leave a comment on my page please… Thanks :) xX

  179. [..YouTube..] Essex is shit!!!! Its all about South London!!!!! Milllllwalllllll!!!!!!!!

  180. [..YouTube..] the best

  181. [..YouTube..] cool ganst song

  182. [..YouTube..] i love nova’s i want one myself but cnt find 1 :(

  183. [..YouTube..] lol

  184. [..YouTube..] cool i carnt stop singing it

  185. [..YouTube..] what makes it so funny is that its so true. Im doing exactly the same pimping my car up, but unlike chavs I have a decent car Golf GTI new which Im getting all the parts for proffesionally rather then getting a max power freebie angel lights and putting them on.

  186. [..YouTube..] actualy romford isnt either

    (Im from there)

  187. [..YouTube..] meh

  188. [..YouTube..] buahahahahahaha :D :D :D

  189. [..YouTube..] Haha love this video XD

  190. [..YouTube..] Who Sings This ??

  191. [..YouTube..] haha, a decent car? a golf? don’t make me laugh mate, if you knew anything about cars…and the angel lights are the most expensive aftermarket lights you can get (that i know of)

  192. [..YouTube..] sorry i was thinkin of the angel lights I got installed when I was typing I meant the blue lights you get as a freebie that you put on the bonnet those ones. But I think it depends how well you tune and where you get your parts from. Im using a place in London called Xquisit and they’re the most professional company around. Golf’s are nice cars it depends on your style and tastes. I’d love a scooby but Im 22 and insuraning one at my age is stupid.

  193. [..YouTube..] Golf Gti you know you could have gotten an old impreza for roughly the same money

  194. [..YouTube..] jamesthq .the freebie ones you put on the bonnet are also illegal, not only shit. i suppose it does depend on personal taste. i prefer old school vauxhalls, like the calibra, and funnily enough a nova. There is nothing like modifying your own car though, regardless of…whatever, the satisfaction of doing it yourself,does require the know how though. and a scooby wouldn’t be that expensive. im 20 and i have a nova
    (2.0 L turbo) and a calibra (2.5 V6 4×4 turbo) costs less than £1000 a year.

  195. [..YouTube..] Deos anyone have an mp3 version of this?

  196. [..YouTube..] i can get it transford to mp3 if yu wnt it ?/

  197. [..YouTube..] GLC EAT YOUR HART OUT!

  198. [..YouTube..] can yu get this on lime wire
    ?? the song or video

  199. [..YouTube..] LOL funny but not everyone who drives a Nova is a chav lol

  200. [..YouTube..] LOL funny but not everyone who drives a Nova is a chav lol

  201. [..YouTube..] could you do it for me too?

  202. [..YouTube..] you’re all fuckin chav

  203. [..YouTube..] :L tha woz funny as fuk :L hu did this

  204. [..YouTube..] you do realise this is taking the piss Nick1104 right???

  205. [..YouTube..] yeah, we had a good laugh at it, my stupid brother made that remark!!

  206. [..YouTube..] lol thats good lads.
    that white one with blue neon lights
    underneath lookes like a kebab shop.

  207. [..YouTube..] were can I download it

  208. [..YouTube..] that is so fuking true

  209. [..YouTube..] i no it could be a chavs mum lol

  210. [..YouTube..] lmfao

  211. [..YouTube..] That’s goddamn GENIUS! Thank you for the best laugh I’ve had this week

  212. [..YouTube..] hilarious cos its true down to a T

  213. [..YouTube..] hu does tht song where hes like “stolen parts for my vauxhall nova” he says summin like “I hit your cat cos i thought i was hungover”

  214. [..YouTube..] haha fucking quality lads

  215. [..YouTube..] lol where can i get this song its well good.

  216. [..YouTube..] genius! love it!

  217. [..YouTube..] that was well funny safe

  218. [..YouTube..] Were do i download this tune?

  219. [..YouTube..] that about sums it up ye, 5 stars

  220. [..YouTube..] hahahaha sik tht am gerrin tht car n ev meee

  221. [..YouTube..] genius

  222. [..YouTube..] tha tune cracks it mannnn

  223. [..YouTube..] lolz awsum guyz

  224. [..YouTube..] do u hav just the song in mp3 format ??

    lol

    luv the vid

  225. [..YouTube..] did you know that literally translated from spanish the words No va mean doesnt go! What an ace name for a car!

  226. [..YouTube..] try torrents to download it dont if its there or not like but it’s worth a try

  227. [..YouTube..] how the hell has this vid not got 10 million views its awesome

  228. [..YouTube..] oi! novas are good without being in chavvy hands!

  229. [..YouTube..] this is basically wat we do!!
    cept the be home by 9 :L
    we do laps of the town haha

  230. [..YouTube..] i luv the song and i know it off by heart but too chavvy

  231. [..YouTube..] its brilliant now the lyrics of by heart

    we go round kfc not mac ds

    and were not chavs were greebs and we drive peds not some shitty nova

    best car for starts is a Peugeot 106

  232. [..YouTube..] hows a pug 106 better than a nova? and peds?! fucking dweeb

  233. [..YouTube..] Can someone please send me this song in mp3. Format???

  234. [..YouTube..] because a nova is a pretty shit car, i’m sorry, aren’t you watching the video?

  235. [..YouTube..] it is mint send me the song

  236. [..YouTube..] the nova is not a shit car.
    people like chavs make it shit

  237. [..YouTube..] Isaac goodman is a beanhead brap

  238. [..YouTube..] i got me a cougar vx and i eat nova’s corsa’s and pretty much most shity hatch backs out, so do ya rip you mugs hahahahahahaha,

  239. [..YouTube..] A nova aint shit! peugeot’s are absolute wank, for a start there french, there for ever breaking down, same as citreon, or renaults, and come to think of it, fiat are the same despite being italian. It aint the car that makes it a chav mobile, its the drivers.

  240. [..YouTube..] haha funnieexO

  241. [..YouTube..] broadclyst possy rule ses jamie clarke

  242. [..YouTube..] howa bout a chevy nova….?

  243. [..YouTube..] yeh them too hehehehe :-P

  244. [..YouTube..] rbe 2000 your a twat, i have a nova and im not a chav, and exacatly what mitsucanter247365 said, its the driver not the car, and the cars he named r shit, ur ciugar wouldnt beat my dads vr6, that would rip it apart u faggot, i bet it couldnt beat a standard c20xe nova,Corsa, Astra and not to mention the turbo (c20LET) Would piss all over your shitty cougar, is it tht common shitty blue colour aswell? probly fkin is. its the size of a tank aswell

  245. [..YouTube..] yea but my m8s 205 turbo would make it look like a moped son all novas r shit unless its on the scrap heap sorry i mean they r the scrap never seen 1 hit more than 167 so shut the fuck up platinum the song suits nova drivers there all fuckin gay and love really fat girls lmfao

  246. [..YouTube..] LOL

  247. [..YouTube..] Uk influence you satarted a eueopen war

  248. [..YouTube..] fucking love it!!!!

  249. [..YouTube..] fuck you ya can see a nova blitz any car around aslong as its got the rite motor in n the rite people have tuned it it will thrash the pants off any scooby evo u name it so shut ya fukin face n iv seen a nova do 196 so shut ya fukin face. ya stupid cock.NOVAS RULE !!

  250. [..YouTube..] bollocks dickhead i would fuck you up redtop beats ford v6 in any car let alone one half the weight of your tank, besides how many cougars do you see on the road apart from yours.

  251. [..YouTube..] nova gte sick

  252. [..YouTube..] good 1 ben elgar

  253. [..YouTube..] Notice that non of u pricks actually have ur own car… well my nan’s ex husbands cat’s best mates owner has a mini metro an it does three squillion miles an hour a second

    DICKHEADS!!!!!

  254. [..YouTube..] go drink some tea and calm down?

  255. [..YouTube..] gid song

  256. [..YouTube..] mint

  257. [..YouTube..] lol “hurry up lads gotta be home by 9″ funny!

  258. [..YouTube..] novas r oreet but dey r 2 old nd dey dnt even make dem enymor nd eny evo or scooby wud reck a nova in a race

  259. [..YouTube..] Mates at the end of the day a tiny nova, with a 2.0 turbo pisses on most supercars wich is good for £2000. better than 106 and vts lovers.NOVAS DO RULE!!!!!

  260. [..YouTube..] What the fuck does that say, learn to spell you uneducated cunt!

  261. [..YouTube..] Lmao, This Makes Me Laugh.

  262. [..YouTube..] oh fucking hell, lol haha piss over most SUPERCARS – piiisss off….. its a fucking nova riddled full of rust and chavs have em so it cant be cool
    i will race you on my aprilia rs125 or my rs250 your call, either way you lose against a 2 stroke lololol

  263. [..YouTube..] i love the song
    i hope it takin da piss out of chavs cuz they reli think there hard
    some cars when there done up are ok but some people take it to far
    xx

  264. [..YouTube..] i agree with u i love subaru’s
    lyk ma home town car lol
    i reliw ant 1 a blue 1 golg wheels n gold stikers
    like the rally ones
    i totaly agree
    atleast we have sense lol
    xx

  265. [..YouTube..] whats with the beat it sucks the singings alright but the beat is wack.

  266. [..YouTube..] omfg a waste ov fuking tme wots rong wiv chavs we av done fuk all

  267. [..YouTube..] Waste Of Time, Stupid. Chav’s Are Prettie Soundd Tbhh. Your Obvvv Sad!

  268. [..YouTube..] you start arguments on innocent people.

  269. [..YouTube..] absoulot class i luv the bit wen it says 16 years on a paper round paid for the chrome gear nob i found thts the best bit i think

  270. [..YouTube..] nubbzy69 the novas a fkin better shape than a 205 u twat, so i think its the other way around!! 205 should be on the scrap heap!! long live the nova!!! yeah course a 2.0LET would kill your shitty french pug

  271. [..YouTube..] Shows you have no idea about cars

  272. [..YouTube..] GET A SCOOB!!!!!

  273. [..YouTube..] Fuckin Funny

  274. [..YouTube..] HAHA DAT IS SICK DAT IS SICK

  275. [..YouTube..] Genius……this is funny because it’s so true. Go to any town and they’re everywhere! Stupid little cars that sound like bumble bees, whizzing around everywhere. And they actually think that girls are impressed. ha ha ha ha . As for the Scooby comment, oh dear. Thats the car for chavs who have a bit more money. Gay. Get a proper car, 4 door vectra running on lpg. Get in.

  276. [..YouTube..] nice work, one of these tw*ts flicked the finger then raced off on the A43 past me today (fair enough it was a tuned Corsa but same thing)..

    my (2007 reg) car’s got 450 horses (I think) how we laughed (and scooby drivers are just chav builders who did well in the housing boom)..

    boil em all down for glue.
    thankyou.

  277. [..YouTube..] Well I was looking for a Chevy Nova youtube and wasn’t I surprised! No 500hp burnouts in this youtube?

    GOLD!!!!!! So funny! Good Work:)

  278. [..YouTube..] Doesn’t a chav mean being council housed and violent?? I have a lovely scooby STI Import and I’m an air hostess but definatly not chavvy lol!! Love the Scoobys, IF IN DOUBT, FLAT OUT!!!!!

  279. [..YouTube..] scoobys are awesome cars and certainly not chavy

  280. [..YouTube..] 4 door vectra? how the hell is that a proper car

  281. [..YouTube..] look what you find if you type impreza and chav into google….

    chav chariot 26 up, 18 down love ithate it

    Chav chariots are possible the lowest form of cars. Chavs who want to have sport car performance but still have their 3 illegitimate children in the rear as well as their hanging girlfriend. Such chav chariots are the Subaru Impreza and ….

    I rest my case.
    By the way did I mention that my vectra is an estate? Great for going to the garden centre on a Sunday….

  282. [..YouTube..] yeah but Vectras are so incredably boring, why not go for something like a Subaru Legacy, as when your driving that people will think your quite rich. Because apparently the sound of the door closing is the sound of a game bird hitting the ground!

  283. [..YouTube..] Very true……I’ve always fancied a galant estate, they look so angry with those aggressive lights. But I love my vectra, it looks like an un-marked police car, and when I flash my headlights repeatedly at imprezas on the M1 they poo their pants and pull over. Hours of fun. I might wire the relay up so they flash independantly and put blue lights in the grille……hmmmmmmm.

  284. [..YouTube..] lol i like the idea of the blue lights on the grill. do it to lorry drivers as well see how many of them actually pull over

  285. [..YouTube..] CHAV= Community Harrasing Agressive Vandals

  286. [..YouTube..] luv it but dont forget the ford fiesta thts a true essex boys car lol.i shld know i drive 1 mk4 1.3 all the way lol

  287. [..YouTube..] Listen ped lover my mate owns a subaru 2ltrturbo which is a quick good all round car, just to let you know my nova gave him a hard time at santa pod. Raced a aprilla 125 and creamed it on the motorway so there PED BOY.!!!!!

  288. [..YouTube..] Fuckin Amazing!!!
    Rofl x

  289. [..YouTube..] just been reading through the comments and find it funny how so many people(chavs)think they know everything about cars because they read max power magazine!get a fucking life and grow up because when youre in youre sitting in youre council house in youre 30s youre going to look back and regret wasting all youre befefits on shit for youre car

  290. [..YouTube..] If chavs are so pointless, why do you waste time making videos and posting comments about them

  291. [..YouTube..] what mods did you do to it

  292. [..YouTube..] Subaru make good cars dumbass its more of a track car than a sports car but you could still use it every day it just costs a bit to run the dam thing lol

  293. [..YouTube..] bre gud

  294. [..YouTube..] To be honest… Anybody that makes songs about chavs/emo’s are whatever the fuck you people wish the class yourself as are just insecure and unhappy with yourself as a person.

  295. [..YouTube..] Doesnt the ST have somewhere between 150-160 bhp? how does your 1.4 106 “eat” that? And plus, as standard isnt the 106 1.4 only something like 75bhp?

  296. [..YouTube..] So in a car with 72bhp, you were overtaking similar weighted cars with more power and torque all day long…that makes sense!

  297. [..YouTube..] ask them what BHP stands for..

  298. [..YouTube..] Or… Maybe, we want to find a better way to express our hate against the chavvy cunts for making our lives hell when ever we’re out. :)

  299. [..YouTube..] cool

  300. [..YouTube..] yay! chavz. total wannabes. good job makin fun of them

  301. [..YouTube..] Woop woop

    Novas ;)

  302. [..YouTube..] Is it Big Harry Pimp? lol

  303. [..YouTube..] CCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL

  304. [..YouTube..] CCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL

  305. [..YouTube..] this is funny as fuck!
    allthough i do drive a nova sr :S

    but im deffinatly no chav

  306. [..YouTube..] this is funny as fuck!
    allthough i do drive a nova sr :S

    but im deffinatly no chav

  307. [..YouTube..] this is class mental

  308. [..YouTube..] this is class mental

  309. [..YouTube..] Those boys at the begining look like Tramps..
    How can you be proud to dress like that?

  310. [..YouTube..] chavs all wanna drive big bling bling cadillacs ad they see novas and honda civic’s etc as the closest thing too them wtf, i mean here in britain where all this nova hype happens. there are cars which look a lot like cadillacs and arnet that expensive so novas arnet the IDEAL car for a chav but it fits into the stereotype! also chavs dont wear much burberry anymore – its all about mckenzie carbrini and nike air max now –
    Google : People against chavs and the site you find is ace

  311. [..YouTube..] Lol all the chavs have moved onto Peuget 106′s and Citroen Saxos :)

  312. [..YouTube..] bit of a demented laugh at the end tho lol:p

  313. [..YouTube..] fuck sound m8

  314. [..YouTube..] LOL…..

  315. [..YouTube..] The guy singing this sounds alot like the guy who plays Devvo, there is also a pic of Devvo in there…could it be the same person?

  316. [..YouTube..] very nice

    lovin it. charvs couldnt get a decent bird if they paid em lol

  317. [..YouTube..] The unfortunate thing is that a lot of the fit girls do go for chavs lol.

  318. [..YouTube..] lol so cool

  319. [..YouTube..] lol

  320. [..YouTube..] no fit birds drive pugs 9when the french cars work) and yeah saxo is the new nova “chav mobile”

    novas are now regardd (the not tarted up ones anyway) as a bonafide performance car now when stripped and tuned.
    wouldnt embarress my mates by driving them round in 1, but would embarress them in a race when stripped to bare metal with a tuned lump

  321. [..YouTube..] if you find them sluts fit you need some stronger glasses son. they are dogs

  322. [..YouTube..] ;_; sad he said essex because i live there… but tis’ ture it is over run with chavs…. it was a funny song! 0:31 lol!

  323. [..YouTube..] have you seen me my names jason me mom cut me hair wiv a puddin basson hahahaha

  324. [..YouTube..] The amzin Blazin Double Glazin Squad
    ^Luv it xD

  325. [..YouTube..] Lol, awesome video, but chavs are gay DX

  326. [..YouTube..] LOL so so true……. i haven’t seen many novas any more, must be all crashed

  327. [..YouTube..] omfg this is fr8 haha

  328. [..YouTube..] This is genius, ha ha, funny as fuck

  329. [..YouTube..] LOL 1:22

  330. [..YouTube..] LOL dan astely!”

  331. [..YouTube..] Excellent :’) – Made me and My Crew Laugh Im With Now, Thanks :’)

    ~From the Team At DeedSoft Productionz~

  332. [..YouTube..] there arent many novas left now, corsas are the new chav mobile, especially black 1.2 Sxi’s with big bore exhausts on…

  333. [..YouTube..] there is plenty of nova’s still out there, it’s just not many are standard now most now have a c20xe or c20let in them slammed alloys and bits and bobs (although some idiots stick stupid body kits on them) i have a standard one myself (well has a GSI tailgate on it and a GSI bumper to go on and has a SRI interior in) apart from that its standard lol

  334. [..YouTube..] LOL! My mate has a nova! :D its crap!

  335. [..YouTube..] lmaoo sikk

    bt tha sound like lee evans singing that ? ?

  336. [..YouTube..] lol me mum cut my hair wiv PUDDIN BAISON LOLOLOLOLOL

  337. [..YouTube..] Hey thats MY Alpine head lol… and I ain’t a chav (only metal and rock through it ever)

  338. [..YouTube..] nothing wrong with XYL in a numberplate :D

  339. [..YouTube..] jokes

  340. [..YouTube..] stick it 2 those chavs

  341. [..YouTube..] Yes Yes Down For Basildon

  342. [..YouTube..] That Sounds Like The Man From Streets

  343. [..YouTube..] now thats how you drive :D Rock and metal :P

  344. [..YouTube..] hahaha !!

  345. [..YouTube..] soundz like a rite tit.

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