Simon Billington, thickest person in the UK?
Every now and then I received emails from people who have been offended by the website YourCarIsShit.com. They’re usually from thick chav scum who drive crap cars, naturally, and the quality of English in the emails is hilarious.
This latest email is from a moron called Simon Billington. This twat seems to think he’s Westwood, who’s also a huge twat, by coincidence.
I usually just put these emails up on the YourCarIsShit website, but I thought I’d expose this retard here, as I think he has a special sort of problem that can only be cured by laughter, laughter at him accompanied by pointing and sniggering.
Mate, you’re one of life’s losers. When I eventually meet you in person, and I will, could I get a Big Mac, large fries and a coke?
—–Original Message—–
From: Shit Web Page [mailto:simon.billington2@virgin.net]
Sent: 24 June 2008 22:11
To: Daz
Subject: Message about Yourcarisshit.comYour web page is up-doc m8 nuf sed in-it
word is bond
Best Regards
Mr S S Billington aka(da ofority)
u iz a cuny
I'm an Affiliate Marketeer, SEO, web developer and all round Internet personage. I run a network of content websites on a variety of different subjects. I'm also victim to some of the worst luck in the world, and I tend to Blog about all of it here. 
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Its been some time but i forgot something but i am sure you wont want people to see this or will you, this will be a test for you……. thick or just dumb?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n0kuHHLwJQ
Why would I not want people to see that? I made it and uploaded it to YouTube. It’s a video showing people how to make money.
I’m guessing you don’t need that though, you just twat some old geezer over the head with a brick and nick his wallet.
Twat.