People with glasses should be neutered

While out this bank holiday Monday I was disgusted to see bespectacled nerds lording it around with attractive women, as if they were normal people, like the rest of us.

What sort of breeding stock are they? They can’t even see straight for fuck’s sake. It would benefit humanity if people with glasses were neutered so they couldn’t procreate, leaving the rest of us normal, able bodied people to live free of their goggle eyed interference.

I’m not saying this out of anger, I just feel the human race would benefit without the constant adverts for Specsavers and other such bollocks.

Neuter the glasses wearing community, make Britain a better sighted place to live.

Darren Jamieson, aka MrDaz, is the Technical Director and co-founder of Engage Web and has been working online in a career spanning two decades. His first website was built in 1998 and is still live today.

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12 thoughts on “People with glasses should be neutered”

  1. I’m surprised you actually made it away from your computer long enough to venture into the great outdoors on Bank Holiday Monday. You clearly need to get a life. I love controversy but its no substitute for structured discussion. Having targeted gypsies and the bespectacled, what next? Ginger headed dwarves with freckles perhaps, or spastics, maybe old people with colostomy bags, or how about this for originality, Jews…? Get some new material for pitys sake…

  2. Jews, spastics, the elderly and ginger haired midgets? There’s some good ideas there, have you been looking at my drafts?

  3. If I had, I’d be offering to re-write them. You clearly have far to much time on your hands. Presumably, you’re either single or your wife left you when she realised you’d rather shag a computer than a real person. Either that or you think you can re-cycle well worn ideas to provoke debate over issues that nobody really cares about. Speaking as a bald, bespectacled, ginger Jewish midget with selective dementia, I find you totally offensive in a none discript sort of way….

  4. Oh I have waaaay too much time on my hands, evidently. If I’m recycling well worn ideas to provoke debate when nobody cares, why are you here debating it?

    Muppet.

    I’m glad you find me offensive, that’s the general idea after all.

  5. So now you have a thing about muppets…

    And my level of offence is ‘none discript’ remember (it could be ‘descript’ actually – how come your site doesn’t have a spell checker…)

    I must have too much time on my hands also..

  6. I don’t need a spell checker, evidently you do. Should I pander to your inability to spell simple words?

    I think not.

    Considering your offence is ‘nondescript’ (that’s how you actually spell it by the way) you’re still here winging like a bitch.

  7. Scroll back, I actually spelt it ‘none discript’, two words with an i in ‘discript, instead of an e, very remiss of me, I agree.

    Anyway, given that nobody else can be arsed to reply to you, I’m guessing you’re glad of the company. Saddo…

  8. You say remiss, I say moronic.

    So I’m a saddo? I build websites for idiots like you to have a voice, somewhere that people will listen to them because the big wide world doesn’t afford them the same luxury.

    Sure enough, you idiots come by and scrawl on my sites, then try insulting me. It’s all good, it’s all content.

    Keep it coming muppet.

  9. You call this a website? More like a message board.

    I’ve seen more creativity on an Etch-a-Sketch…

  10. Do they still use Etch-a-Sketch on your ward?

    Yeah, this is a website. I have lots of websites. You can find them all on Search Engines, as you found this one.

    Are we beginning to see how it all works now, or would you like me to draw you an Etch-a-Sketch diagram?

  11. My ward is Labour controlled although the Bespectacled Gypsy Party had a decent showing at
    the recent elections.

    I actually found your site whilst researching complaints against Carcraft. Unfortunately, you had nothing new to add – just more of the same witless drivel. I can’t believe you allowed yourself to be coerced into giving the guy your details. I bet you even buy at the door.

    Pegs anyone, or a sprig of lucky heather..

  12. Carcraft eh? Perhaps you found my site because it’s on the first page of Google for ‘carcraft complaints’?

    I wonder how I did that? Or even why I did that.

    It’s not like I make money from traffic is it… oh, wait, it’s exactly like that.

    Understand yet?

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