Mr Daz receives an email from his past

This is so cool. I just received an email from myself, from 2 years ago, through the website www.futureme.org. I wrote an email to myself when I was going through divorce, and set it for two years later. Now it’s arrived, and shocked the hell out of me.

Here it is, for your reading pleasure.

From: FutureMe.org [mailto:mailer@futureme.org]
Sent: 12 July 2008 17:01
To: ***********
Subject: Daz, it’s Daz!

The following is an e-mail from the past, composed on Wednesday, July 12, 2006, and sent via FutureMe.org
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Dear FutureMe,

As I write this you’re getting divorced and fighting a war with Don Murphy. Hopefully by now you will have defeated Don, have an ex-wife and will have conquered many, many women. I trust you haven’t been foolish and gone and gotten married again, or got back with Hayley – cos that would have been a big mistake.

I trust you are now at the peek of physical fitness after spending the last two years in the Gym, and are of course well on your way to being a millionaire. You should be raking it in from numerous websites, be a porn baron and have at least two extra properties that you rent out.

If you’re a lonely miserable wreck, then snap the fuck right out of it knob end. Go out, get fucked and fucked up.

If you’re a millionaire already, well done dude… and can you lend me a tenner?

Daz
About to shag Amanda… did I? You’ll know.

Wow, a kick in the ass from myself. Just what I needed. Have I succeeded with those points? Well, I am renting one property out (and looking to buy another, though the CSA are stopping that one). I’m not quite at the peek of physical fitness, and I’m not a millionaire (by some way).

I haven’t conquered many, many women either, but that’s a good thing. I’ve had some great girlfriends since getting divorced though, so I’m definitely better off there.

I am pleased to say that I haven’t gotten married again, which is good (for now) and I’m certainly not likely to get back with my ex-wife.

As for the sign off comment, no, I didn’t… despite the rumours to the contrary.

Darren Jamieson, aka MrDaz, is the Technical Director and co-founder of Engage Web and has been working online in a career spanning two decades. His first website was built in 1998 and is still live today.

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