Not Sting and co, the cops, the fuzz, the pigs. After hearing that my ex’s father had entered my house in Wales and changed my locks, and being told by him that he wasn’t giving me a key, I phoned the police.
Surprisingly the police were as fucking useless as ever. Listen to this shitfest online now.
Tomorrow night I’ll be heading down to ‘collect’ my key and filming the event for you lucky people. I expect to have to break into my house with a sledgehammer later that night.
Should make for a great video. Stay tuned folks.