Some people were just born to be stupid. It’s in their genes. No amount of education, training or time can divert them off the path of utter moronic dedication. Interestingly, most of these people seem to work for Home Delivery Network – at least if the comments on this blog are anything to go by.
So how does HDNL manage to find so many racist, aggressive, hate filled people to work for them – many of whom are happy to spend their down time reading this website and insulting customers? You may be surprised to know that these utter dredges of society seek out HDNL in the first place; at least, the ones who are able to find HDNL do so anyway.
Some of them fail even that simple act of navigation (which in an ironic twist, you’d think would make them the perfect delivery drivers?).
This evening I received an email through this website from someone wanting to apply to be a delivery driver with Home Delivery Network.
I shit you not.
Presumably after Googling for HDNL they found this website, as so many of you have done too, but rather than realise that this is in fact a blog (one that used to be about SEO and Internet Marketing, but happily lost its way many years ago) this idiot of epic proportions believed MrDaz.com to be Home Delivery Network’s website…
I know, I was shocked too.
This is his application:
Subject: Mr Daz Enquiry: driver
On 25 March 2010 at 19:25
i have full uk drinen license over 16 yrs also it is clean,i am looking for delivery job
Well… he sounds ideal. He can’t spell, string a sentence together or even find HDNL in the first place – he should be perfect for the role. Snap him up now I say!