I’ll love it if we beat them

For those who like their football laced with comedy and a topped with a liberal sprinkling of irony, Special K is back at Newcastle. This means more emotional, firey outbursts like this one without the restrictions of things like tactics to get in the way.

Expect Newcastle to be involved in more 4-3 losses and to entertain us all while still coming out empty handed at the end of the season. Can’t wait.

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154 Responses to “I’ll love it if we beat them”

  1. [..YouTube..] ok heres yr fortuneat most you are only going to get 37 points this seasoni am going for 34 because you really are crap37 points does win you something so dont worrylol lol lol it wins you a place in a different league lol lol lol lolbye bye suckers lol lol lol

  2. [..YouTube..] Man Utd 5 Muppet boy Keegan 1

  3. [..YouTube..] Man Utd 6 Shite Geordies 0

  4. [..YouTube..] liverpool 4 - big club 0lolliverpool champions league - big club Championship league lol lol lolYou see goon army you are nothing lolwhen people talk about the big 4 no in fact the big 10 your retarded club is not included in itJust because you retards turn our in your thousands to watch your team lose it dont make you a big club it makes you STUPID

  5. [..YouTube..] 2 fucking funnythe retarded newcastle wankers are playing Liverpool & keeping their heads way down lol lol lol lol lol lolI cant wait till you trudge off the field well beaten again lol lol lolLets see what the new excuse is from that cunt keagan lol lol lol lol

  6. [..YouTube..] lol lol you are losing 2 nil at half time lol lolYOUR GOING DOWNlol lol

  7. [..YouTube..] LOVE IT!!!

  8. [..YouTube..] Scum 0 Portsmouth 1

  9. [..YouTube..] BARNSLEY 1 Chelsea Muppets 0Ha Ha Ha poshboy your gonna win fuck all you retard!

  10. [..YouTube..] Oh dear, how sad, never mind.

  11. [..YouTube..] Poshboyposh spends a lot of his spare time checking out Keegan and Newcastle. A closet fan maybe? Lol

  12. [..YouTube..] not funny !!! Bin Dippers 3 Shite Geordies 0

  13. [..YouTube..] Even less amusing: How many times you beat City this season?

  14. [..YouTube..] I rather lose to Man City you arsehole than lose my Premiership title oh BTW how times have City Won a Trophy?

  15. [..YouTube..] Arsehole? I didn’t ask for that! But judging by your taste in music I reackon you’ve been stuck up a few! Call yourself Squab? Morelike KNOB!

  16. [..YouTube..] Don’t call me a KNOB you prick!! I reckon you have been stuck a few arses!! City have not won many trophies, they are being managed by a greedy incompetent tosser just like Newcastle are!!

  17. [..YouTube..] Bet you have shite taste in music, so don’t slag my tastes tosser!

  18. [..YouTube..] squabi think you need to look closer who made comments to youit was not me but a no life nitwit who used a similar name to minelook closer at his spelling lolhes none too bright but he fooled you lol lol

  19. [..YouTube..] HOW MANY TIMW=ES HAV U 1 A TROPHY FAGGOT

  20. [..YouTube..] MAN UNITED SUPPORTING KNOB!!!!!!!Erasure, Pet Shop Boys, Knobbie Williams, Queen, Elton John, YOU ARE the FUDGE NUDGING, ARSE BANDIT, YOU KNOB!

  21. [..YouTube..] KNOB!

  22. [..YouTube..] Yeah you are a fudgepacker

  23. [..YouTube..] STFU You Prick!!!!

  24. [..YouTube..] shut up!

  25. [..YouTube..] i see the youtube warriors are out in force as usual.

  26. [..YouTube..] lol lol

  27. [..YouTube..] Yes, It says in his profile that he is good looking and proud to be english?!?!?! But one can only imagine a FAT, SPOTTY UGLY LITTLE COCKNEY CUNT WHO IS STILL A VIRGIN!!! HE WANKS OVER MOTD WHEN THE TOON GET BEAT B4 POPPING ALL THE ACNE OFF HIS BALL SACK!!!He also claims to have somesort of “Good” job??? Why would sum1 pay him to sit in his room all day leaving anti-newcastle comments on youtube?? Roy Keane?

  28. [..YouTube..] HAHAHAHAHHA!dont cry

  29. [..YouTube..] i will love it if we get relegated love it us geordies in the championship absolutely love it

  30. [..YouTube..] Squab or Knob1972 has sent me a private message calling me a fudge packer! Lol! I’m not the one that listens to Elton John or Erasure!

  31. [..YouTube..] and did they beat them?? no!!! muhahahahahaagot all they deserve hate newcastle as a city.hate the people had the city. hope they get relegated

  32. [..YouTube..] lolits a shitole just like their teambunch of village idiots

  33. [..YouTube..] hate the city? and how many times have you been here? ignorant cunt

  34. [..YouTube..] what a cock!

  35. [..YouTube..] its called mindgames kevin my dear

  36. [..YouTube..] Kevin Keegan is such a wanker, fergie probably just laughs when he see’s this

  37. [..YouTube..] i respect keegan more than fergie,fergie may be a better manager but he always comes up with stupid excuses

  38. [..YouTube..] I’ll love it if Newcastle get relegated,absolutely love it…..POOR CUNT KEEGAN

  39. [..YouTube..] There is no way that newcastle will get relegated, we wil be back next season

  40. [..YouTube..] And everyone else laughs at Ferguson when the Scum score and he celebrates like a RETARD!

  41. [..YouTube..] Poor kevin, I suspect he will be found hung in Fergusons garden.

  42. [..YouTube..] Ferguson’s behavior has been a disgrace since he took over at Man Utd, bullying refs, snide remarks against the top teams, sour grapes when he doesn’t win at Old Trafford, and in this case casting aspersions with scurillious remarks on fellow pros attitudes in games. Then he accuses FIFA of ‘fixing’ the pairings for the quarter finals in the Champions League in 2000 when they got Real Madrid, knowing full well Man U WOULD NOT beat them. Then Richard Keyes condones this ‘thuggery’.Bob Paisley

  43. [..YouTube..] Was Keegan doing an impression of Freddie Starr in the first 30 seconds? Sounded like him to me.

  44. [..YouTube..] they wer still shite back then

  45. [..YouTube..] you can’t help but to like this guy; bless his heart. “i’d love it if we beat them–LOVE IT!” the game needs more people like this.

  46. [..YouTube..] luv itbut dey never did

  47. [..YouTube..] been there 3 times pal. 3rd time went down for pre season friendly with celtic only to get bottles throw at us to the cries og ‘get out our city cunts’. nice way to treat visitors to your city. go die in a fire you inbred prick

  48. [..YouTube..] they didnt win the title but they did neat them 5.0 haha. love it!

  49. [..YouTube..] The 5-0 defeat (gid match) was before Keegan’s “Luv it” speech tho. They didn’t beat them after this - that’s why his rant is so funny!!

  50. [..YouTube..] Was it really? Well no wonder he looked so smug in his rant. But either way newcastle were the better team at the time. Luv It!

  51. [..YouTube..] Newcastle!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  52. [..YouTube..] Yer wrang like.The 5-0 was in the following season, the same season in which Keegan resigned.

  53. [..YouTube..] Aye, yir right, am getting confused. Keegan is speaking about the 1996 Premier league title here (which they did lose to Man United). But they beat them 5-0 the following season at St James before keegan resigned a few months later. Whatever, it’s funny watching Kev lose it anyways ha ha

  54. [..YouTube..] Didn’t win the title though! *puts on a tin hat and ducks for cover*

  55. [..YouTube..] Still better though!

  56. [..YouTube..] and recently 4 1 not a bad result

  57. [..YouTube..] Out of interest Biffa, do you think it will all come good for Newcastle under Keegan? Back in the top 4, trophies, Champions league etc?

  58. [..YouTube..] For your own interest yes i think keegan will do well, i wasnt sure at first but now i think he will. Keegans got what no previous newcastle manager had, time, because we the fans will give him time because of who he is and what he has done in the past, even if we get relegated well stand by him but i think he will do well and in the words of woodgate, ‘Newcastle will be a great side in a cuople of years’, the daily mail saturday.

  59. [..YouTube..] haha hes a genius! hes managed to make an appalling team even worse! How the hell did he manage it??

  60. [..YouTube..] 4-1 to Newcastle this mug below obviously aint read papers for last 3 weeks

  61. [..YouTube..] thanks flyn good to see someone with some sense. Newcastle!!!!!!!!!

  62. [..YouTube..] Classic :D

  63. [..YouTube..] Love it ;)

  64. [..YouTube..] It’s as true today as it was back then. Keegan you are a LEGEND!!!!!!!!!!!!

  65. [..YouTube..] Keegan can stay there for ever as far as I’m concerned! Bring back Freddie too!

  66. [..YouTube..] hes kinda hot!! ;)

  67. [..YouTube..] come on people, he has to be attractive to some!

  68. [..YouTube..] possibly THE funniest thing iv ever seen,fergie-the master of psychological tactics destroyed him

  69. [..YouTube..] aye but fergies an arsehole keegans not.

  70. [..YouTube..] FERGUSONS THE DADDY HAHA

  71. [..YouTube..] pure legend king kev

  72. [..YouTube..] Keegan!!!!!!!!

  73. [..YouTube..] keegan is back

  74. [..YouTube..] BOO HOO Ferguson must have been pissing himself. Fucking cry baby. FTM.

  75. [..YouTube..] KEEGAN !!! woo newcaslte are getting loads better top of the table here we come.

  76. [..YouTube..] i wiil love it if we beat them

  77. [..YouTube..] Think it was the fact that he said “I love it if we beat them, love it” that made it such a remembered rant. The earlier points were quite well made, and a fair response to some of Ferguson’s tactics. Had he not added the “love it” bit it may have been taken as a clever, psychological rsponse. Well…maybe :)

  78. [..YouTube..] All I will say to the mugs who slag him off is take a look at what he has done. When he first joined, things were a bit rough, now look. 5 wins out of 6 games and a clean sheet on all of them. That was unheard of 6 months ago. KING KEV!!!!!

  79. [..YouTube..] Fucking Legend

  80. [..YouTube..] FUCK THE MACKEMS!!!!!!

  81. [..YouTube..] “We’re still fighting for this title”Just not very hard…

  82. [..YouTube..] Fucking cunt. Can’t wait for the cunt to walk out again. And then I will love it.

  83. [..YouTube..] I reckon him and Terry Mack are fucking each other and the Ashley wants some of the action.

  84. [..YouTube..] shut up you fucking stupid cunt mackem!

  85. [..YouTube..] HAHA Keegan is a loserFuck the mags!!!!!

  86. [..YouTube..] Shut the fuck up you dirty cocksucking inbred filth of a mackem

  87. [..YouTube..] i will love it why didn’t he just start crying it looked like he would

  88. [..YouTube..] You mean fergie the whining, red nosed alky bastard don’t you.

  89. [..YouTube..] At least keegan doesn’t wank his dog like you lot and yer tattie pickin manager.

  90. [..YouTube..] Forest supporter here - Keegan is a legend! I so wanted Newcastle to beat Man Utd that year - luv it!

  91. [..YouTube..] You’d know all about picking tatties coming from a dump like Ashington.

  92. [..YouTube..] *yawn*

  93. [..YouTube..] 2-0 ! !stupid mackem wanker

  94. [..YouTube..] I have not been on this redic video for weeks mainly because you are a boring lot but hey i have heard you are on the way up!!!GIVE IT UP PUSSY BOYSI was at West Ham on Sat & believe me you was CRAPI mean i hate west ham but you & that silly cunt looked no better than 3rd divNice win last night newcastle ooooopppppps i forgot you was not ever in the c leaguelater MUGS

  95. [..YouTube..] the funniest thing I have ever seen. Fergie is the master of mind games. he must have been pissing himself when this happened

  96. [..YouTube..] i will love it if beat them

  97. [..YouTube..] I would luv if newcastle beat chelsea just luv it!

  98. [..YouTube..] lolin yr dreams

  99. [..YouTube..] lol

    in yr dreams

  100. [..YouTube..] i think fergie is the most childish and dirty tactics manager ever,he always moans and bitches like a little school girl about referees decisions and other crap while every one knows that manchester united have always got special treatment from the refs and the fa so good for keegan for calling him out on his crap.

  101. [..YouTube..] i heard he was a secret sunderlang fan

  102. [..YouTube..] quality remember this well!

  103. [..YouTube..] Let’s all laugh at keegan. lalalal

  104. [..YouTube..] shear passion from keegan there like wud of been class if the toon had of done them like

  105. [..YouTube..] fact: Wegner moans , Rafa moans, Grant definetly moans a lot more than Sir Alex Ferguson, its what comes when you have such great teams. If your team loses by poor decisions, you have every right to say something about it.

  106. [..YouTube..] legend

  107. [..YouTube..] Yep, they all do it. Fact is Ferguson is the best at the psychological mind games between managers and this was his biggest psychological victory of all over another manager.

  108. [..YouTube..] Old bobby is a mackem, he was born on banks of the wearbut he thinks he’s a fucking tynesiderbecause he’s a senile old queer!SING ALONG!

  109. [..YouTube..] Old bobby is a mackem,

    he was born on banks of the wear

    but he thinks he’s a fucking tynesider

    because he’s a senile old queer!

    SING ALONG!

  110. [..YouTube..] Ferguson must still be pissing himself. What a job he did on this whining cunt.

  111. [..YouTube..] LOV IT!!! Fergie is the king of mind games and he won this psycological battle. LOV IT!!! However, with the style of managment changing, Fergie has to rely on quality rather than psycology in order to win the premier league which he has done. LOV IT!!!

  112. [..YouTube..] Come on King Kev better man than fergie anyday and better footballer!!!!!!!

  113. [..YouTube..] anyone tell me why Leeds are mentioned on this video?

  114. [..YouTube..] fergie said Leeds would let Newcastle win to help to stop man u winning the title because leeds hate man u. Leeds did really well in the match i remember watching it. He also said becasue newcastle agreed to play notts forest in stuart pierces testamonial, that notts forest wud let newcastle win also…

  115. [..YouTube..] fergie is a twat.keegan is a hero.

  116. [..YouTube..] fergie is a twat.

    keegan is a hero.

  117. [..YouTube..] Kev is the King, I don’t know who love him more, the people of Liverpool, or the people of Newcastle.

  118. [..YouTube..] Alex Ferguson is not a great manager due to these type of antics.

  119. [..YouTube..] Ferguson-most successful manager in English history.Keegan-Fanny.

  120. [..YouTube..] Ferguson-most successful manager in English history.
    Keegan-Fanny.

  121. [..YouTube..] Alex ferguson is a idiot i hate man utd!!!

  122. [..YouTube..] your a fucking idiot…its these “types of antics” that have won him 10 premier leagues,4 fa cups, 2 champions league, a league cup, a cup winners cup twice, world club cup, super cup and numerous community shields.bellend.

  123. [..YouTube..] As I said before Alex Ferguson is not quite a great manager due to these ‘antics’. Also did you know the kind of antics he gets up to with his horses? Go and chew on that my son!

  124. [..YouTube..] what the fuck have horses got to do with anything???So winding someone up and winning a psychological battle isnt part of the game and makes him less of a manager??ur obviously someone who didnt play the game and doesnt understand how it works.get over it u prick….its bellends like u that drive him on to win more trophies…how many trophies did ur team win this year???

  125. [..YouTube..] King Kevin!!!!!!!

  126. [..YouTube..] here man u fuckin man u suck cock fans,half the cunts that watch yous play at your place are fuckin packi cunt and chinks so fuck off and watch alex chew on cum coz thats al hes good for,priks!keegan is king!!!!!!!

  127. [..YouTube..] 2 words..FUCK YOU GEORDIE FAN!!! keegan is ass bag!!! you didn’t even win premiership so SHUT-THE-FUCK-UP!!!

    keegan rants then lost to man u altogether!! hahaaa one of the best moments in my life!!
    SHAAAAAMMEEEE!!!!

  128. [..YouTube..] sir alex
    10 premierships 2 european cups

    shit bag keegan(manager)
    0 premiership 0 european cups

    but i respect him as a player!! “The only thing I fear is missing an open goal in front of the Kop. I would die if that were to happen. When they start singing ‘You’ll Never Walk Alone’ my eyes start to water. There have been times when I’ve actually been crying while I’ve been playing.”

  129. [..YouTube..] Kevin keegan brought newcastle up from the second division to the top of the premiership to beat man united 5 0 whatever you think about fergie Keegan is a good manager and one of the best footballers england has had. King Kev!!!!

  130. [..YouTube..] It’s called emotion. Kevin spoke the way he did because he was emotional. Only thick-as-sh1t morons can’t see that. You lager louts should go back and join your football hooligan buddies.

  131. [..YouTube..] luv it!!!!!!!!!!! luv it

  132. [..YouTube..] he is the only english manager to do so well in the premiership (not 1st division) from nearly getting releated to the third tire he got newcastle promoted and to a third placed finish. he got fulham and man city promoted, he can get the best out of average players so to say is is a crap manager is obviously bull. also to get a preformance and result at spurs out of that squad, not many managers could do that

  133. [..YouTube..] This interview is the most beautiful i’ve ever seen.Newcastle united is better than man utd even if he has not won a lot. this winter i’ll go to england to see some games. it’s sure that i’ll go to st james park. it’s sure i wont go to old trafford. FORZA ATALANTA(and NEWCASLTE) from Italy. sorry for my bad english

  134. [..YouTube..] r u on fucking drugs!!??!! man united are the champions of europe and england and you say newcastle r better than united - when was the last time newcastle won the title???

  135. [..YouTube..] for me is not a question of titles, i don’t know the last time newcastle won the title, but i know that even if new don’t won a lot he has GREAT supporters. man utd NOT (ferguson words).

  136. [..YouTube..] champions of europe only cause the bad luck of terry

  137. [..YouTube..] playing career Keegan - 3 first division titles, 1 fa cup, 2 uefa cups, 1 european cup, 2 charity shields and 1 bundesliga as well as football writers awards, european player of the year awards and world player of the year.
    Ferguson- absolutely nothing, but a scottish cup runners up medal in which he was blamed for rangers defeat.

  138. [..YouTube..] i will love it if we beat them - yh… we beat them 1-0 (cantona) in their back garder!

  139. [..YouTube..] garden not garder

  140. [..YouTube..] this video came about because of their managerial rivalry… so do you want to have a look at their managerial careers as well?

    i like keegan though

  141. [..YouTube..] Yes keegans is amazin

  142. [..YouTube..] Keegan better man manager and most importantly footballer.

  143. [..YouTube..] There’s Only One Kevin Keegan!!

  144. [..YouTube..] and i’ll tell you what, i Luv kevin,luv em!!! i wish we still had this kind of passion in the game today

  145. [..YouTube..] true, but keegan’s still in the game!

  146. [..YouTube..] but keegan is a shadow of his old self. Now he is a mildly incompetent manager who has lost the fire that once burned in his heart. The fact that he keeps hiring more and more coaches at Newcastle shows that he does not have a control of his own team. Furthermore, rumors have that he did not wise to come in. I respect him, but hes had his day.

  147. [..YouTube..] He’s hiring coaches because he didn’t have enough to start with! And since when did having coaches mean a manager doesn’t have control of the team? As for Wise, Keegan knew he was going to be appointed before he took the job.

    Don’t believe everything you read in the papers, eh?

  148. [..YouTube..] hahaha what a pilick
    hope he dies ! ahaaaha

  149. [..YouTube..] Only one king kev!!!!

  150. [..YouTube..] i hope he stays alive because of this… he is sooooooooooooooooo funny keegan is the one oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!killer kompost is right keegan 4 life wwootttttt woot bbbullied

  151. [..YouTube..] keegan is a fuckin loser end of hahahaha cheer up kevin keegan o wot can it be 2 a sad geordy bastard and shit football team

  152. [..YouTube..] one of the funniest things ever!

  153. [..YouTube..] Keegan is one not a Geordie, two one of the best footballers england ever had and at this time the shitty football team Newcastle onyly beat Manu 5 0. Chris barl sucker.

  154. [..YouTube..] KING KEV!!!!!!!!!

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