My sister had her car tyres slashed this week, while her Corsa (shit car, I know) was parked outside her house. She said every car in the street was done, about 30 in total, and when she called the police guess what they did.
Go on, guess…
If you said “Leap into action and get staight over there” you’re a twat. Oh no, the correct answer is: “Absolutely fuck all”.
That’s right, our taxes pay for these retards to do nothing, zip, scratch their balls and watch TV, etc, etc.
They said, and this is priceless, as there were so many crimes at once if they came out they’d be there all night. And the award for reaching new heights in incompetance goes to… Newport police.
Well done guys, you’ve amazed even me in my cynical life. I didn’t think the police could be quite that useless, but there you go.