It’s St Patrick’s Day today, the day where Irishmen the World over get absolutely obliterated in a celebration of all things Irish. Of course, the rest of us join in because we all love getting wasted as well. That’s a great reason to go tonight and get totally twatted, however if you need another reason to show your liver who’s boss this evening; try this one.
Religious groups are complaining that St Patrick’s Day should have been Saturday instead of today because you’re not supposed to celebrate the day of another Saint during the week of Easter as it would offend Jesus.
Jesus F*cking Christ! So I get to drink myself stupid AND annoy some Christians at the same time?
Back of the net!
Drink a Guinness, annoy a Christian… you know it makes sense.