Cyclists complain about poor cycle lanes

It seems that cyclists in the UK are complaining about poor quality cycle lanes, so much so that MPs are to be given a book showing how poor some cycle lanes are in Greater Manchester.

Cyclists complain that lanes end without warning, are full of obstacles and sometimes just send the unwitting cyclist straight out into the oncoming traffic. Well, surely that’s the idea? We want to get rid of the annoying tossers. I’m sick and bloody tired of getting stuck behind some wavering cyclist swaying from side to side in the road, with a string of cars piled up behind him. They’re  a sodding nuisance.

Then, when the traffic stops because of lights the bastard cyclist mounts the curb and cycles merrily off on his way. Why didn’t he do that to begin with? Then I wouldn’t be stuck at the frickin’ lights anyway!

As you can tell I hate cyclists. If cycle lanes in the UK are dangerous for them then good, that’s the way they should be.

Darren Jamieson, aka MrDaz, is the Technical Director and co-founder of Engage Web and has been working online in a career spanning two decades. His first website was built in 1998 and is still live today.

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2 thoughts on “Cyclists complain about poor cycle lanes”

  1. lol hilarious post! I only discovered your blog today but I’m quickly learning that you can be quite passionate when you don’t like something.

  2. I can be equally passionate when I do like something too, but I dislike more things than I like… makes for funnier content at least.

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