Chav Scum

I found out recently that my ex-wife has given a set of keys to one of her mates to enter MY house when I’m at work in order to roam the property and take what she fancies.

Now, I have a few issues with this as you might imagine.

Firstly, I don’t really want some chav scum in my home stealing whatever she thinks she can sell or use. Who would? Secondly, the police (as I predicted before I called them) couldn’t be arsed getting off their ever increasing arses, putting down their doughnuts and coming out as they deemed it ‘nothing to do with them’.

Wonderful eh, what do I pay taxes for again?

Of course, one potential problem springs to mind about all of this. What if I’m in the house next time? If I happen to find some chav scum pilfering my goods, rummaging through my shit, I’m not going to stand by and watch. I’m not going to offer to help them carry my TV down the stairs. I’m going to treat them as a burgler and remove them from my property.

I can picture the phone call to the police now.

“My ex-wife has given her keys to her friend to steal from my house”.

“Sorry, nowt to do with us mate”

“That’s OK, I was only letting you know because I’ve caught the bitch and beaten the shite out of her”.

If you want justice, don’t bother with the police.

Darren Jamieson, aka MrDaz, is the Technical Director and co-founder of Engage Web and has been working online in a career spanning two decades. His first website was built in 1998 and is still live today.

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