Entries Tagged as 'Movies'

Axe Murder at the CSA

I saw this movie poster over at CSAhell.com and thought I just had to put it up here. I hope one day that this film gets made because, let’s face it; there’s a ready-made audience for this. I’d be first in line for a start!

Just look at the delight on that father’s face as he gets to finally make the CSA listen to him, before cutting off their ears of course.

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When I met Duncan MacLeod, the Highlander

I’ve been sifting through some more images lately and I’ve come across these two photos from several years ago. One is from Collectormania in Milton Keynes and the second is from the London Sci-Fi Film and Comic Con.

At Collectormania I met Beatie Edney, who played Heather MacLeod in the 1986 film Highlander. Here is the photo of the Highlander sword I bought that day, where Heather has signed the blade for me. This was a logistical nightmare actually, as the convention in Milton Keynes was held in the shopping centre, and despite buying the sword at the convention, I wasn’t allowed to just ‘whip it out’ without having security there to oversee it.

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In fact, if I remember correctly the security guards had to remove the sword from the tube for me and I was only allowed to stand by it, without touching it, before they put it back in the tube.

adrian-paulThe second photo is from London a year or so earlier where I met Adrian Paul, who played Duncan MacLeod in the TV series Highlander. He doesn’t seem to have aged either, but then he is immortal, so I guess he wouldn’t have.

I’ve been watching through the Highlander TV series lately and it’s awoken a desire to dig out my long coat, choose one of my swords and head onto the streets for some head lopping action.

I must resist, that is really frowned upon round our way.

Ernie Hudson and me

I found some old photos today while backing up a website, and came across this one of me and Ernie Hudson from Ghostbusters.It was taken a few years ago, 2006 I think, and is from one of my trips to Milton Keynes and Collectormania. I think this is the year I also bought the Highlander Claymore sword. I’ll try and dig out a photo of that too.

Ernie was great though, such a friendly guy. Mind you, he looks happy!

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Donkey Punch Trailer

What happens when you’re on a boat with three girls, and one of your mates accidentally kills one of the girls?

These guys come up with a solution, kill the other two girls as well! It seems a little harsh, but they think they’ll get away with it. Nasty looking film this one.

Child Support Agency hang up on me

This phonecall follows on from the one I made a video for last year, it was just a few hours later. The child support agency had set up a DEO with my employer for £550 per month, far more than I should be paying, and more than enough to mean I couldn’t pay the mortgage on what was mine and my-ex wife’s home.

They had already admitted their mistake in what they described as an ‘administrative error’ moments earlier in the previous phone call, but couldn’t see how their taking £550 per month from me in any way jeopardised my home as I couldn’t afford my mortgage. I guess everyone at the CSA can afford to have amounts that large taken from them and still make their mortgage payments.

My attempt to communicate this to them fell on deaf ears, especially when they realised I was recording the call.

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Chanelle Hayes Sex Tape – Full Version

You may have heard about this video doing the rounds. It features some nocturnal antics from Chanelle, and her new Brazilian lover. Watch the full sex tape here to see his identity revealed, in all of his glory.

Those easily offended best leave this video alone, you have been warned!

Beyond the Rave trailer

Beyond the Rave is a Vampire flick from Hammer Horror, their first movie in over 30 years and it’s only available on MySpace. I guess that means its audience will be pretty illiterate, have a short attention span and no sense of taste.

Lucky that.

Son of Rambow

When I heard about this I hoped it was a joke. Sadly it’s not, it’s real.

What kind of moron dreamed up this shit for a film? I’ll tell you who; Garth Jennings, that’s who. The same guy who directed Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

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Oh dear.