Carphone Warehouse manager proves what a moron he is

This week I had an email from a former Carphone Warehouse manager who wanted to swear at me and insult me, because that’s what Carphone Warehouse staff are like. His badly written comments came after a post I made about the Child Support Agency, and a post where I made a Carphone Warehouse complaint.

Let’s have a look at what he says:

on reading and listening to your phone calls i wish to make one very large point, IF YOU HAD COME TO AN AGREEMENT WITH YOUR EX WIFE TO PAY FOR YOUR CHILDREN then you would have no need for the (as you put it incompetent CSA).

OK, thanks for the comments Dan, but alas whether I had come to agreement with my ex-wife or not, the CSA would still have been involved. They get involved as soon as the parent with care signs on for benefit. If you’re going to email someone and spout off with a torrent of foul language, look up your facts first so you don’t come across like an utter prick.

I also happened to have 2 members of my family that work for the CSA and hear about scum like your self using every which way he can not to pay everyday. so what you have to pay the mortgage thats a a privalage not a right. if you cant afford it sell your house.

You have two family members who work for the CSA, and you’re proud of that? I’d sooner admit to being related to Hitler than know anyone who works at the CSA. If I can’t afford to pay my mortgage I should sell my house eh? Well my stupid friend, I could quit my job and have people who work support me, then my mortgage would be paid for me by them. Perhaps I should do that and become sponging, workshy scum?

i also happend to be a branch manager at carphone warehouse. and frankly if you and your now EX wife where to stupid to know you get a free upgrade at the end of your contract then its your own fault. and just to add to your coments of cpw, it is in know way true that we offer any sort of 14 day money back garentee. surly a man of your so called knowledge and expertese on what is right and fair is capable of making his mind up on a mobile phone handset after deliberating for over half an hour ! in store.

Ah, so you worked for Carphone Warehouse? That makes sense. Now I see why you’re so illiterate, you were a branch manager for Carphone Warehouse. I’m sorry to shatter your world but not everyone gives a toss what phone they have, or cares about ‘upgrades’ and ‘contracts’ for their mobile. I realise your little insignificant world revolves around mobile phones, so well done, you stay there and try not communicate with the rest of us as clearly your efforts to do so sound you out as a complete imbecile.

I do beleave not only are you trying to make a quick buck from posting your perthetic stories on the net that really its your incompatence that has caused you all this hassel. not only can you not keep a wife, but now you have a second marrige with a further 2 kids. maybe uf you keep it in your trousers you could afford repayments, fact is your a failure and your scared to admit it.

I have a second marriage with another two kids? When did that happen? If I were you I’d stop sniffing the glue that holds your mittens onto your sleeves and carry on staring at the wall for the rest of the day. Someone who ‘used’ to be a branch manager for Carphone Warehouse really shouldn’t throw around words like ‘failure’ when describing others.

Darren Jamieson, aka MrDaz, is the Technical Director and co-founder of Engage Web and has been working online in a career spanning two decades. His first website was built in 1998 and is still live today.

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5 thoughts on “Carphone Warehouse manager proves what a moron he is”

  1. Ooh, what fun I’m going to have with this! I’m going to highlight all the spelling and grammatical errors this fool has made.

    FIRSTLY, THE BEGINNING OF EVERY NEW SENTENCE SHOULD BEGIN WITH A CAPITAL LETTER.

    (as you put it incompetent CSA). * SHOULD NOT BE BRACKETED.

    I also happened to have 2 members of my family that work for the CSA * INCORRECT FORMATTING

    your self *IS ONE WORD, NOT TWO. IN ANY CASE, WHEN WRITTEN IN THE COBTAXT IT WAS, IT SHOULD SIMPLY BE “YOU”, NOT “YOURSELF”

    so what you have to pay the mortgage * THERE SHOULD BE A COMMA HERE BEFORE CONTINUATION.

    thats * AN APOSTROPHE SHOULD BE IN THIS WORD (FOR THE IDIOT’S BENEFIT, AN APOSTROPHE IS THIS ‘)

    a a * WORD REPITITION. IT’S NOT BIG AND IT’S NOT CLEVER.

    happend * THE “E” IS MISSING FROM THIS WORD.

    carphone warehouse. * WHEN CITING THE NAME OF A BUSINESS, CAPITAL LETTERS SHOULD BE USED AT THE BEGINNING OF EACH WORD, WITH THE EXCEPTION OF WORDS SUCH AS “IF”, “AND” & “THE”

    where * IT’S NOT “WHERE, IT SHOULD BE “WERE”

    TO * SHOULD BE “TOO”

    if you and your now EX wife where to stupid to know you get a free upgrade at the end of your contract then its your own fault. * SHOULD READ “TOO STUPID TO BE UNAWARE” OR “TOO STUPID TO NOT KNOW THAT” (WHO IS LOOKING LIKE THE STUPID ONE NOW, EH?)

    coments * MISSPELT. SHOULD BE “COMMENTS”

    it is in know way true * WRONG FORMAT. IT SHOULD READ “IT IS IN NO WAY TRUE”

    garentee * GUARANTEE!!

    surly * SURELY

    expertese * EXPERTISE

    for over half an hour ! in store * THE SENTENCE IS NOT FINISHED, WHY THE EXCLAMATION MARK? IF REALLY NECESSARY, IT SHOULD BE IN BRACKETS LIKE THIS: (!)

    beleave *BELIEVE

    Incompatence * IF YOU MUST CALL SOMEONE INCOMPETENT, LEARN TO SPELL THE WORD CORRECTLY FIRST, IN ORDER TO AVOID LOOKING INCOMPETENT YOURSELF. FOR YOUR BENEFIT, THE WAY I HAVE SPELT THE WORD IS THE CORRECT SPELLING.

    hassel. * HASSLE

    marrige * MARRIAGE

    with a further 2 kids * WRONG FORMAT. IT SHOULD READ “WITH AN ADDITIONAL TWO CHILDREN” FUCK IT. IT SHOULD NOT READ AT ALL, AS THERE IS NO SECOND MARRIAGE OR TWO ADDITIONAL CHILDREN, AS DAZ HAS POINTED OUT TO YOU.

    uf you * WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, A NEW WORD? “IF” AND *YOU”, TWO SEPERATE WORDS.

    your * IN THIS CONTEXT, THE WORDS “YOU” AND “ARE” HAVE BEEN JOINED TO FORM ONE WORD, IN WHICH CASE, THERE SHOULD BE AN APOSTROPHE. “YOU’RE” IS THE CORRECT SPELLING AND GRAMMER WHICH SHOULD BE APPLIED TO THIS WORD.

    Now, a bit of advice. If you are going to compose a written statement, particularly if there is a chance of it appearing in the public domain, at least have the common decency to undertake some level of education. It makes the author appear professional, and level headed, instead of the illeterate bumbling idiot you have portrayed yourself as. Fuck it, you haven’t really portrayed yourself as anything at all, have you? No, you really are an illeterate bumbling idiot.

    Warmest Regards.

  2. Did you spot MY deliberate spelling mistake? Hmmm, probably not. Keep looking, it will probably be enough to keep you staring at the screen for hours.

  3. I have spotted a few. Firstly, you have written in capital letters, this is grammatically incorrect. You have also placed just one space after each full stop yet the beginning of a new sentence always requires two spaces.
    At the end of your rant you wrote “Now, a bit of advice. If you are going to compose a written statement, particularly if there is a chance of it appearing in the public domain, at least have the common decency to undertake some level of education.”
    As you have closely related independent clauses not conjoined with a coordinating conjunction, you should have placed a semi colon between “Now, a bit of advice; if you are…”

    Anyway this could go on for a while so I shall leave it at that.

    Regards,
    Bobby

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