You may have heard about this video doing the rounds. It features some nocturnal antics from Chanelle, and her new Brazilian lover. Watch the full sex tape here to see his identity revealed, in all of his glory.
Those easily offended best leave this video alone, you have been warned!
Now, you know it’s not like me to be sexist. OK, so maybe occasionally, but this time it’s a valid point.
This weekend I went out in the Hollyoaks wannabe infested town of Chester. It was all very nice, filled with make-up clad women looking for footballers perhaps, but pleasant nonetheless.
However, after entering what seemed like the tenth bar (the actual number may have been far higher in truth) we found ourselves stood at the bar waiting to be served. It’s not like there was a queue, although there were others waiting, it’s just that no one was being served at all.
There were four barstaff, all women… yet they were all ignoring the customers. Why? What minor disaster had caused these women to completely forget the jobs they’d been paid for? Had someone found a copy of Heat magazine? Had George Clooney just wandered in?
No, these women were all cleaning. Two of them were sweeping up a glass that one of them had just dropped, and the other two were wiping the bar… thoroughly.
I’m all for a clean bar, I’m fine with women cleaning if it makes them happy, but when I, and several others, are stood at the bar and there are FOUR barstaff NOT serving; I draw the line.
That would not have happened had they been male.
So, barmen not barmaids!
This is why I hate religion, it’s the cause of all arguments. Christians in particular make me sick, they’re always trying to ram their own beliefs down the the throats of everyone else. This time the pompous bastards are trying to force Google to spread their own brand of stupidity via Adwords, but Google quite rightly has said no.
Google has rules on advertising on Adwords that states that you cannot advertise a website that is irrelevant to the chosen keywords. The Christians want to advertise their own Christian institute website on keywords for abortion, so that they can spread their views on abortion.
It’s WRONG! say the Christians. Google has said they can’t do that because their website, a religious website, has nothing to do with abortion. In the true tradition of Christians being meddling, interfering tossers they’ve threatened to take Google to court over it.
Er, Google can do what it likes. It’s Google’s own website, if they don’t want you opinionated, self righteous morons spreading your waffle on irrelevant searches, then they can do that.
The evil Christians have even roped in bible bashing MP Anne Widdecombe.
It does seem to me to be the most appalling and blatant case of religious discrimination.
Religious discrimination? Stupid woman.
You can read the full story on the GetUpdated website.
Beyond the Rave is a Vampire flick from Hammer Horror, their first movie in over 30 years and it’s only available on MySpace. I guess that means its audience will be pretty illiterate, have a short attention span and no sense of taste.
Lucky that.
