I just had an email from a guy who says the CSA have threatened him to take down content from his website here.
This is absolutely disgusting. The CSA are a bunch of freelance mercenaries profiting from the break up of relationships where children are affected and then stealing money from the children. They claim they’re only trying to get money to children but they’re not, they’re after their commission for the money they steal. Rather than actually try to improve their service and their image by talking to both parents with care and non resident parents they hide behind their own omnipotent bureaucracy and issue cease and desist notices to websites like mine and this guy.
Of course, they have no leg to stand on. The truth can be told, and will be told. Not only by me, but by the thousands of people they have stepped on, lied to and stolen from.
Their time is coming to an end and they know it. This is just the beginning. The children of the UK deserve to get the money they are owed, in full. They don’t deserve to have this self important agency stealing from them.
The CSA are thieving scum who rob money from our children.
As someone who has supposedly used the chat up line ‘shall we do it then’ while drunk (though I personally don’t remember that) I thought this old Victoria Wood song was amusing, seeing as she sings about a woman using the line ‘Let’s do it’ – which is close. I remember watching this when I was a kid, which was a long time ago. The line ‘come and melt the buttons on me flameproof nightie’ is a classic.
I hate cats. I hate them with a burning passion. They’re selfish, pointless creatures that are not so much pets, as lodgers who turn up when they’re hungry. They have no love for their owners, only for themselves.
People who say their cat is different, their cat is affectionate are stupid. Cats have no interest in you whatsoever, save for the fact that your opposable thumbs can work the tin opener for them.
Last week a colleague came into work and said he’d ran over a cat on the weekend in his new Audi, obliterating the fat cat into his front grill. I laughed so much I think I burst my liver.
That made me think though, what are the best ways to kill a cat? Here are seven for your perusal.
Wrap it’s kittens up in a sack and beat it to death with them
Obliterate it in your Audi (this works, we have proof)
Take it to Manchester airport, sneak onto the runway and launch it into the engine of a 747
Shoot it in the face
Tie it to a table, legs spread and on its back while a laser moves slowly towards its crotch and you’re expecting it to talk
Give it 3 minutes in the microwave, stir, then back in for another 2 minutes… then serve
Take a bag of kittens to the driving range, then practice your swing by pelting them a good 300 yards towards the pin with a nine iron
All great ways to kill a cat. How many have you tried? Do you have any more?
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