Public Transport fails me for the last time

Right, Saturday night I left my car at the pub and intended to get the train back to pick it up Sunday morning. I even checked the times online the night before to make sure there was a train. Sure enough, every hour and roughly 20 minutes past the hour there’s a train due from Heald Green to East Didsbury.

Sorted. I’ll do that then.

Naturally you can’t trust public transport, and my first foray into using it for some months proved my suspicions correct. The train never showed up. It wasn’t late, it just didn’t turn up.

I gave public transport one chance, one chance to prove it could work. One chance to show that I can use it as a viable alternative to my car… and it failed. It failed by not even showing up.

I’ve later learned that other people know about this. Seems the timetable at the train station, and the timetable online are both wrong. There are no trains on the Sunday, at all.

This has seriously pissed me off. What’s the point in public transport? The timetables are bollocks and public transport doesn’t work. So Mr Brown, rather than pissing on the motorist by increasing fuel tax, road tax, congestion charges and any other fucking charges you can think of to get motorists to leave their cars behind and consider using public transport, why not actually make some fucking public transport that works?

I tried your trains and they didn’t fucking show up.

Stick your fucking trains up your fat Scottish arse you twat.

Brainstorm at SES New York

Just Search and parent company Getupdated are attending SES New York this month, March 17th – 20th, to offer business owners the benefit of their combined experience. Rather than talk about SEO (because let’s face it, at a Search Engine Strategies conference everyone will be talking about SEO) Getupdated are running a BrainStorming Booth where business owners can talk to James Welch, the head of Research and Development at Just Search, Paul Yates, the founder of Just Search and Mattias Kaneteg, CEO of Getupdated to benefit from their experience on anything related to their website.

The BrainStorming Booth will be completely free and anyone with an interest in improving their online presence can enter and pick the brains of James, Paul and Mattias.

SES New York

So if you’re attending SES New York this month pop into the booth and get some free advice on how your website can improve its ranking and what more you can be doing to get that extra step ahead.

SES New York isn’t just about SEO…