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Facebook shenanigans

One of the things I love about Facebook is the mini feeds that appear on your friends’ home page, containing any information about your updates. You can control what aspects of your own page appear in the mini feed, so for example if you don’t want your relationship changes, profile updates or anything else like that to be broadcast to your friends you can filter it out in your privacy settings.

What I like to do however is to have some fun with it. Over the past few months I have been adding random porn movies to my favourite movies section, purely so that they appear in other people’s feeds. For example, the screen shot below shows that I have added ‘Virtual Sex with Jill Kelley’ to my favourite movies.

My favourite movies now reads like a veritable top shelf of adult entertainment… the best bit is of course that all of the movies I’ve added (just for fun) are actually real, so any connoisseur of adult films can smile and nod to themselves when they see my status change.

Facebook

Obviously I’m referring to you, Jay, there. I wouldn’t want to add a fictitious porn movie now would I? I’d be the laughing stock of the seedy smut movie lovers world.

Tags: Internet by MrDaz
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3rd World Hunger? What about my hunger?

Everyone who knows me knows what a caring, sensitive soul I am. I’m all for charities and stuff, such as Cancer against Christians, yet I do take issue when someone’s a bit stingy with the meat.

For example, I was at the Leigh Arms last week for lunch and used their carvery. The chef asked whether I wanted turkey or beef, and naturally I said both (as any hungry chap would) and the git carved the thinest, tiniest slice of turkey I had ever seen, then equaled his skills with the blade when he cut me a sample of beef.

What am I, Kate Moss?

So, I was forced to make up for the lack of sustenance on my plate when it came to helping myself to the vegetables. I piled the plate higher than many thought physically possible, with more food than any one person could hope to eat.

Obviously, I didn’t finish it. In truth I barely made a dent and it took me a while to burrow down far enough to even find the meat.

This prompted many people to comment how I wasn’t thinking about World hunger, starving children in Africa and all that bollocks. Well yes, while I’m sure the food on my plate, and indeed the food I wasted, would have fed a family of nine in Africa, my selecting a few less sausages and roast potatoes doesn’t mean the food I left on the carvery counter was going to be posted to Kenya.

It wasn’t, it would have been eaten by some other glutenous diner, thrown away, or worse yet heated up for the next day. My piling all of that food on my plate simply meant that the Leigh Arms would have to order more Yorkshire puddings the following week.

No African kids would be harmed in the process.

Tags: Rants by MrDaz
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Win a Nokia 500 Auto Navigation

If you’d like a chance to win a new Nokia 500 Auto Navigation then watch this video and pay attention at the end.

Tags: General by MrDaz
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Google turn to the dark side

One of Google’s mottos is “don’t be evil”, meaning they shouldn’t do anything that takes advantage of the user’s quest for information. They shouldn’t abuse their position, cheat with results, that sort of thing.

However, today Google has succumbed to evil and turned to dark side, sort of. Well, they’ve gone black at least.

See for yourself here.

Black Google

Why have Google done this? It’s for something called Earth Hour, and it’s for today only as you can read on Google’s website here.

They’re hoping to raise awareness of how we can conserve energy. Personally I’m off to turn the heating up as it’s a bit cold in here, it’s also stuffy so I might open a window too. Where’s my jumper?