Stupid Police

Righto people, I’ve been away a bit as I’ve been working up North and haven’t had Internet access for a while.

Well, I’m back and have some rants to catch up on. First off happened last Sunday. On my way to see the Devils play in Cardiff I was cut up by a BMW 3 series driven by some guy older than death himself.

He was so blind, I swear he didn’t even see me.

Well, naturally I tailgaited the twat all along the docks road and sped past him on the duel carraigeway, only to see a copper behind me.

Bollocks.

I slowed to something resembling the speed limit (didn’t want to look whipped) and turned off. The sod followed me then turned his lights on.

Double bollocks.

I pulled over thinking he must have seen me tailgating and speeding.

He came up to car as I lowered the window, and the tosser said.

“I could be wrong, but I thought I saw with a phone to your left ear as you went round the roundabout”

What a knob. No, I said. I didn’t. He couldn’t have ‘thought’ he saw me do that as I drive with my hand fixed to the gear stick, it’s the way I drive.

What a tosser, he obviously had nothing better to do.